And my own personal critiques:
Calypso Celeste: The name itself is one of my favorites up here. It rolls off the tongue well, and does sound spicy, saucy, sultry and sexy. The explanation of the words themselves are nice, such as the background behind Calypso, but how it represents you, I'm still not sure.
Lady Royalty: In all honesty, I'm not a big fan of this, at all. The name itself is redundant and almost tacky, and the reasoning sounds both pretentious and obnoxious. You should prove yourself as royalty before debuting and presenting yourself as it. That said, I know you outside of here and love you, and expected a bit more.
Koko Khalyan: Your dedication to Katya made me love this even more. Not only it being after other gymnasts, but the alliteration and how it begins with a "K" as an homage to Katya herself is fantastic. I love this. Your love for Katya shows me how the reasoning represents and connects to you, and I love it.
Anna Williams: It's not bad. It's just rather boring to me. I would expect a little bit more, but it's not terrible, though you definitely could've done better.
Gina Vitis: Rather funny. I like the name, and quite a bit of personality showed through with the entry, but like I've already said to others, you could've done more with it.
Nellie Boddum: The name itself is hysterical, but you wrote next to nothing about it. You're better than that.
Smarties Skittles: I love you, as a person, a lot, which is why this is such a letdown to me. The name isn't really that cute, and sounds rather tacky. If you insisted on going on this basis, I would've preferred Skittle Smartie instead. And your reasoning was rather... whatever, to me.
Christina McQueen: Christina McQueen, given the name alone, doesn't sound very special. It's plain, similar to Anna Williams, but it being an homage to McQueen and his fantastic designs help it. I like that you described yourself as a queen in the app on top of explaining the name; I don't think anyone else made such an introduction, other than just referring to how their name represents them. I was almost certain it was a nod to Xtina, but I'm glad it was more personal than that.
Essie Jae Sherbet: If you're gonna format every time, I'm glad, because I love it. You also showed a lot of personality in this one that I love. That said, the name itself wasn't that appealing to me. And, like you noticed yourself, sounds too much like Jessie J. "Essie", I like, but the rest can go.
Udders Tutu: I should've expected something so insanely irreverent and nonsensical from you, and it's fantastic. It's outrageous, it's silly, it's stupid, and I love it. I'm glad you took a risk with it. Explanation is so-so here, but that's forgiven for how great the name is.
Yuri Null: Before now, I've always known Yuri as a male name, which was why I was shocked to see this here, and bathroom humor seems a little risky considering how juvenile it can be, but given this is drag, that can be forgiven. The name is hysterical, and your 1-2-3-4-word rundown was fantastic. Your intro, with the Fiona/ogre comparison, made me cackle.
A. Nell: Speaks for itself. It's cute, but not that interesting. I like the references behind the name; Anne connects it personally to yourself, which I love, and you're correct about Nell as an icon. RHPS is one of my favorite films.
Scarlett LaPierre: You're right about Scarlette LaPierre sounding fierce. It's great. I like the name, though I was still kind of rooting for MoonChild. LaPierre is almost corny in its attempt at being French, but in that, it's endearing and funny. I love it.
Kaeli Soliloquy: Cute that you used your real first name. The name rolls off the tongue well (for those that can even pronounce it), and "Soliloquy" really does represent you because of how no one ever listens to you! Bravo.
Weslina Spice: I love you (even after your deception in that Taylor/Gaga thread), but this still is kind of boring and plain to me. I'm really not that inspired or interested in it.
Carmen Scarlett: The story itself is touching; I relate to it a lot, given my own background behind the "DiAngelo" in my name, which makes me sympathize with this a lot. It's great to see someone else going through something similar with their need to be fiercer through a character they created. I love that. Though, the name itself leaves more to be desired.
Mimi Imsickened: You're a lot better than this. I know you from around the board, and you're a fantastic member, but this name is a hot mess, and I really don't need to be reminded of the tragedy that was Mimi Imfurst. I want all that associates with that burned at the stake.
Carrie Messiah: I like that you changed the spelling of Carey; still phonetically the same, so we'll get the reference, but makes it a bit more individualistic by changing it up. The ending line to your entry got me a little emotional; I felt a heart string or two pulled there.
Wilhelmina: Aside from the fact that this entry was late, I'm still indifferent to it. Neither here nor there for me, and I'm really trying to come up with something specific to say but I'm coming up blank.
Top Three:
Koko Khalyan
Udders Tutu
Yuri Null
Bottom FOUR:
Lady Royalty
Mimi Imsickened
Nellie Boddum
Weslina Spice