He is the love of my life, my dream hunk. But my love isn't reciprocated.
I have looked up hundreds of Eriks in the phone book, tracked them all down, knocked on their doors, asked "are you by any chance a gay Ke$ha stan?" and gotten a punch in the face every single time in my fruitless attempts to find him.
But I'll find him. And when I do, Erik... I will MAKE you love me.