10 reasons why Niall is gonna be the best uncle ever and
we haven't even included that he looks like Spongebob
10. He will explain the facts of life using a plate of Nando's
What could make talk of eggs and sperm less embarrassing than Nialler explaining the birds and the bees using nothing but a portion of Macho Peas and a bottle of Peri Peri sauce?
Answer: NOTHING
9. He will threaten any cheating boyfriends or girlfriends with the power of song
Forget having an uncle to sort your ex out with fisticuffs, what we really want is someone with the voice of an angel and legs that jig about so fast that any cheaty exes will be scorned into breaking down into a teary apology.
8. He has seven wives
You may not remember this but last year Niall admitted he has seven wives. While we're a bit jealous, we're also excited for the sake of his future niece or nephew - just think how many Boots vouchers and book tokens they are going to get every Birthday and Christmas.
7. He will teach any relations valuable life lessons like not to mess with squirrels
Let's be honest, we all remember when Nialler learnt this the hard way and now we all know, if you get to close to woodland creatures, they will break your legs.
SCORE.
6. He looks a bit like Uncle Waldo
We know we've already mentioned that we have a close emotional relationship with the goose uncle from The Aristocats, but can we just say that actually Niall does look a bit like Uncle Waldo? Frankly this realisation has made us happier than Christmas.
Who wouldn't want an unsteady bird with a love of top hats for a family member?
5. He will be the voice of reason when it comes time for tattoos
Oh this may sound like a fuddy duddy of a reason but let's be practical for a second - we'd all be about a million times better off if we had someone around to warn us that yes tattoos do hurt - especially if you wan't to get 'I Love Simon Cowell' tattooed on your bumcheek. Shame it didn't work on Harry and Zayn, but at least he can also threaten any niece or nephew by confiscating their pocket money.
4. He is going to have to sing you Happy Birthday every year.
But this isn't just singing you Happy Birthday, it's singing you Happy Birthday in his adorable Irish accent, probably while doing a jig.
Let's be honest, that's the closest to a private 1D show we're ever gonna get.
3. He's snogged Harry Styles
If anything is going to equip someone with the advice you'll need to give a niece or nephew some advice when it comes time for their first date, it's going to be having personally experienced the snogging machine that is Harry Styles.
Well at least it looked like he did that time on stage.
2. He's in One Direction
How could we have got this far without mentioning this you may ask. Well we know this is obvious, but it's still awesome and means that if Niall is ever confused about whether he should tell his niece or nephew (this type of thing happens in Casualty all the time
1. He's been suspended from school
If you're ever being told off by your mum or dad for accidentally making your English teacher cry/using the dog ate your homework excuse for the 253rd time, what could be a better excuse than
"But Uncle Niall got suspended from school and now he's a multi-millionaire member of One Direction who bathes naked in swimming pools full of Malteasers and gets to touch Zayn Malk on the bottom on a daily basis"?
Well obviously nothing. All we can say is lucky Niall Junior. We can't call he or she Little Nialler as that's what we call his willy and would make things weird, just FYI. But yeah, but stay in school kids.
So what do you think then - any other reasons Niall is going to make a CRACKING uncle?
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