I will lose my virginity to a daddy in a grubby NYC motel to Bedtime Story.
 
Marrying him after 6 months - first dance will be to Crazy For You.
 
Then I'll murder him and take his money with Iconic playing in the background.
 
At his funeral I'll pull up playing Bad Girl on my car stereo.
 
 
In a police chase in the desert I'll roll down my window and blast Dear Jessie (containing excerpts of Gay Gone Wild).
 
Years later, I return from prison to die. Take A Bow plays as I take one last cigarette and spend the last of my deceased husband's money on a copy of MDNA (bury it with me).
 
At my funeral they wheel my casket into the church playing Vogue, and send me off to Like A Prayer.
 
 
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The plan if school doesn't work out. God help me.
