KT&T:Kneel down Sir, take thy rightful place in humility before the members of DC-Wolfville!
As you have bravely and solemnly come to this place today, know that by all here present and your own actions, you have signified unto our community that you are worthy and ready to care for the partner of your choosing from this day forward.
To take Simon's hand is by all things true an act of life surpassed only by any subsequent calling to arms. Do you understand and accept the solemnization you are about to engage Sir?
AshleeSimpsonFan:Yes, you holiness.
KT&T:Then I tap thee also, as I've also done for your brave escorts, and make you worthy before our King, Bishop and O Mighty God. And this community celebrates with you now as you prepare to receive your Simon!