[Wafflecakes]

Originally posted by dirrtydiana

Ok I'm all dressed up and ready...




For the next US single from MM

They really should release the next single in the next few weeks.

[Prometheus.]

Originally posted by Bie

Wait, Flame is a she? Damn! I used to fall for her

You didn't know? Her name is Ricki! She has a talk show... she was on Dancing With The Stars...
Ringing any bells?

I'm still pressed they aren't coming to Northern California. They need to add a date up here or one more date to LA so I can go.

[Prometheus.]

Originally posted by Cupid

Oop I forgot to come back and explain my story.

So one of my friends went to school with Liam and used to date him. They broke up ages ago but are still good friends. Anyway, now Liam is dating her best friend, Sophia So Liam was helping Sophia move into her new flat and I bumped into him, he was trying not to be recognized but everyone knew it was him and people started to gather, so he had to leave. I felt kinda bad Anyway he said he'd follow me on Twitter but he never did My friend won't give me his number either

Also Liam got really mad at all the 1D fans for sending her hate so he made Sophia delete her Twitter because she kept getting death threats, now people keep making fake profiles of her on Twitter pretending to be her, they keep following my group of friends who know him, I never realized how hard it must be to be in a famous couple.

Well ****. Go clubbing with Sophia, take her phone and voila.

I would do it so fast if it were Rihanna or Harry's #. I would totally act like their agency or w/e.

Quick question; why didn't y'all go to his birthday parties?

[Flame]

Give me his # when you get it.

[Prometheus.]

Originally posted by Cupid

I'm more friends with the other girl not so much Sophia, we've got drunk and called him before, he actually answered and talked to us it was pretty funny. I would totally go if I was invited

Why are you so 2000-and-late with these stories, yo??

[Troye]

Cuz we have a cover charge at our front door to this here base.

[Prometheus.]

Originally posted by xDiamondx

Cuz we have a cover charge at our front door to this here base.

I don't have the slightest inkling of what you just said.

[Anvarie]

Where is Bambi, I feel like he's avoiding the Larry base

[Prometheus.]

Originally posted by Cupid

I don't really follow 1D so I never even thought about it, but then I remembered some of my friends on here stan for them

I'm seeing her in a few weeks, i'll get her drunk and get those digits for you thirsty gals.

Rude. I'm just tryna have a good conversation, tbh.

[Troye]

Originally posted by Prometheus.

I don't have the slightest inkling of what you just said.

Only Flame does... fortunately

Anyway, I'd kill to have Liam's number. Even tho I wouldn't even call out of social awkwardness.

[Anvarie]

If one more person refers to Louis as a sloth I think I'm going to break down

[Harmonic Dreamer]

Mess @ the 11 yr olds sending Sophie death threats

[BubbleBath]

Originally posted by Anvarie

If one more person refers to Louis as a sloth I think I'm going to break down

Let the haters hate tbh.

[Anvarie]

I guess this shows who tops


still think Harry does it a lot though

[Vespertine]

Originally posted by Cupid

Anyway he said he'd follow me on Twitter but he never did

Are you a gay male? That would explain it


jk, but omg I'm jealous Just to be in one of boys' presence Imma need you to hook me up with Lou's digits though, I mean I just have some innocent fan mail to send him

[Harmonic Dreamer]

Liam gives neanderthal teas.

[Prometheus.]

Originally posted by Vespertine

Are you a gay male? That would explain it


jk, but omg I'm jealous Just to be in one of boys' presence Imma need you to hook me up with Lou's digits though, I mean I just have some innocent fan mail to send him

I can just imagine you spam-messaging him edited pictures of him a la your avi.

[Anvarie]

How do you approach a girl if you want to get her attention?

[£than]

Originally posted by BubbleBath

Let the haters hate tbh.

I feel the thirst pouring out of me..

[Prometheus.]

Originally posted by BubbleBath

Let the haters hate tbh.

The rhythm in those hips, though.