[Evil-laugh]

Originally posted by Maleficent

I once had a virus that kept redirecting me to a site that sold washing machines.

I once had that too

But they sold penis enlargement products instead

[Changes]

It's annoying when there is an upcoming release and everyone has the same dang avatar.

[Igrt]

Originally posted by Save-Me-Oprah

We got lost at the Staples Centre and ended up in a ghetto section of Downtown Los Angeles.

Being in a nonwhite area wasn't a problem for me. It was just a strange feeling to be the ONLY white person in a room for the first time ever. I've never been a "minority race" before.

I had that same problem going through most of the state of Montana. It does feel kinda creepy.

[BadKidBrodie]

There's a man sneaking into single women's houses near where I live and he's jacking off whilst watching them sleep.

[Moment4Life]

It's taking everything in my power to not go to the Pokemon thread. I told myself no spoilers but the game is still a month away

[FudgeRainbow]

I just spent all day with the guy I like

He played guitar and sung to me but he says he's straight so lemme wait until something happens.

[Its Britney B!tch]

Ate 6 buns of donut

[Hollywood.]

My brother has been in the bathroom for like 30 minutes. Like bitch, some of us need to shower and go to our jobs. (Not that he would know what a job is.)

I ain't in the mood for this sh*t this morning.

[Haunter]

Originally posted by Hollywood.

My brother has been in the bathroom for like 30 minutes. Like bitch, some of us need to shower and go to our jobs. (Not that he would know what a job is.)

I ain't in the mood for this sh*t this morning.

Sounds like my sister.

[Save-Me-Oprah]

[Haunter]

Originally posted by Save-Me-Oprah

I'm sad Rashida is leaving.

[BubbleBath]

Originally posted by FudgeRainbow

I just spent all day with the guy I like

He played guitar and sung to me but he says he's straight so lemme wait until something happens.

Good luck bro.

That sounds like my friend.

[Sazare]

Originally posted by Save-Me-Oprah

I don't like Ron tho.

[Changes]

I don't usually jump at thunder, but I just did. Lawd.

[FudgeRainbow]

Originally posted by BubbleBath

Good luck bro.

That sounds like my friend.

He Googled Channing Tatum and said he was hot and asked if I would, so I said "meh" and he looked at me and with her facial expressions made me say "I would"

He doesn't give me gay teas but there's something which makes me think he'd try it since he's been cheated on and apparently I'm the only guy he trusts. He also said that I'm his gay best friend.

[Sazare]

I put on this cream that's supposed to help treat dark circles under the eyes and I guess it seeped through my skin and into my eyes because they're burning now.

Also, this guy on Grindr who seems pretty sweet wants to hang out with me and I don't think I can handle this right now.

[Gavin.]

I hate my coworkers. If this job didn't pay such great money for minimal work and I didn't need a job if quit. But alas I need money

[Sazare]

Originally posted by New Way To Bleed

I hate my coworkers. If this job didn't pay such great money for minimal work and I didn't need a job if quit. But alas I need money

Where do you work?

[Gavin.]

Originally posted by Sazare

Where do you work?

I do catering at the buggest(which compared to big towns is small) hotel in my town

[iHype.]

Lost major respect for a close friend.

I saw him behind me in class talking with this boy who sits by us as usual. He pulled out a Red iPod laughing with him saying "And it's unlocked! He's dumb". I didn't know if he stole it or not, or if he was playing w/ a friend or something so I minded my business. At the end of class this boy about to cry because someone stole his Red iPod, so I without even thinking twice told him and the teacher who did it (but told 'em they ain't hear it from me obvs).

I don't care how lame I sound, stealing or watching someone steal isn't cute or cool. Lost respect the fact he watched him do that, then was one of the last in class and said nothing. He knows damnwell he would've died if someone did the same to him.