After what felt like a year, both teams have submitted their entries. From here, the judges will decide which team had the superior drags and which team will face the final elimination before the merge.
Gold Team
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Disclaimer
The Green Team is a drag within itself, but us Gold members still took the time to scalp all of them shamelessly . It wasn't that hard to do considering half the team is more bland than a Lana Del Rey album and the rest are 30 year old men pretending they're still in their teens. But alas, let's not focus on that and proceed to the dragging. The Green Team's shifts at Burger King and Kroger are vastly approaching, so we'll try to keep this short.
ririfan21
When will this bitch realize changing the color of his posts won't make his stale, overly done, try-hard personality standout anymore than it already does (which is barely). He stans for Nicki yet dedicates his name to a completely different artist. Spams those 240p quality gifs around the forum as if anyone actually likes them. And to top it all off, his chances of winning ILM are sinking faster than Nicki's career. The only accurate thing about him is the '21' in his username which reflects his IQ level. If he doesn't leave soon there's something severely wrong with this tournament and the world.
AdamA(na)L4
Kii and here we thought this boy was competition. His entries get paid more dust than those indie artists he (fake) stans for. But maybe he enjoys being overlooked while others excel above him (and deservedly so). By the way all his entries have that same uninteresting, gray-scaled, tepid feel it's possibly believable. Maybe if he spent more time working on the challenges instead of hiding in that closet he refuses to leave, people would notice him more. But like everyone in this game already knows, that will never happen.
Addicted
Too boring, who cares? If this was a school, he would be the smart kid that has fake friends who only use him because he gets good grades. He pretends that he actually has a life but we all know he refreshes the ILM thread at least 300 times a day waiting for results, gasping in pleasure every time somebody quotes him or he gets a good critique from the judges. To sum up the kid in a few words, he's irrelevant, a snooze, unfunny and at this point just plain annoying. The only ones who don't seem to mind him are the few friends he's had to beg and cry for in this thread. It's no wonder he stans for Kylie Minogue, they are both the same. They will never get the likability, impact and recognition they long desire that other people have no matter how many times they try.
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Stevie
Whenever you see a boring avatar which
came from an underground, insignificant music video,
you should know that it's Stevie. His posts are
filled with questions that makes one wonder whether he
is confused or just plain stupid. Can't he read instructions
like everybody else? If he actually spent some time in
the thread, he wouldn't feel so out of the loop and come
in with his annoying interrogation marks. Plus, why
is he even in the game? We all know that like his faves,
he won't make it far. Maybe that's why he stans
for them, because he can relate to their incompetency.
He hasn't had a top score, nor been anywhere
near the top. He will soon have to stop riding
off his team mates' tails once the merge comes, and
it'll be his time to pack his bags, void his check and
fade into irrelevancy where he belongs.
DripDrip
Nothing's more embarrassing than seeing
ThirstThirst lunge his body at every living man
on ATRL. I've never seen something so desperate,
so hungry for attention yet barely getting anything in return.
But what can you say, really? He has a Pokemon avi
and still acts like he's in high school while being in
his twenties. His life refuses to progress just like
Ke$ha's career refused to progress after Tik Tok.
Maybe one day he'll realize that and try to change. But
no, he will always be that loser you see on campus
hunched over his computer, getting life from his own
jokes and memes while everyone else laughs about
him in secrecy. And if his entries reflect anything I've just
said, he will continue to be the thirsty, desperate mess
he is that will always place at the bottom of every challenge.
No hard feelings of course.
hugs & kisses
- The Gold Team
Green Team
First off we have rihannafanrihannabiggestfanI’mRihannaFan. I'm not sure which is more embarrassing, your username or your presence in this game. You've been in the bottom practically this whole time and literally made no impact, your scores during this game are a drag in itself. Need I say more? Sorry if this drag was confusing for you, I know you Navy have a problem with words any bigger than 5 letters.
Next up… Kavish! Actually, I don't know whether to call you Kavish or Rubber Ring, 'cause all I've seen you do so far is float. You haven't been at the bottom or the top, quite a few times I forgot you were even in this game. I think you’ve posted… five times? Until today I didn’t even know which team you were are on. You've made about as much impact in here as Evanescence have on the music industry. I guess you can be our token emo of the tournament seeing as MLD isn't participating.
NICKIMINAJ: Can your username stop screaming at me? Having your name in all capitals won't make people notice you, you're still forgettable. You openly weeped in here when you got called out for a late entry, like it's not that hard to take 5 minutes to type something up, I mean you found the time to make that tacky avatar you could have at least submitted an entry on time. *sigh* I think it’s a requirement that all Barbz have IQs of 75 or less. Your personality is as dry as pika’s ashy skin.
Now pika. It must be hard winning every challenge but still getting less praise than Addicted. I mean the desperation to stay on top, you're in an alliance with practically every member in this game but still remain about as unused as a Gym at Adele's house. I dread to think what would happen when you slip from that #1 spot, I can already smell the Amanda Bynes-esque meltdown coming. The fear is real in this one. Have fun being boyonce’s ottoman in Charm School.
Moving on, what even is a Su-Barbie-A? You sound about 12. You share pika's constant insecurities, PM'ing everyone in the competition to try and get DripDrip eliminated, saying we should isolate him and saying we should target pika after because he's a big threat, you didn't even realize you were PM'ing Drip's friends. I mean where is the logic? With all that mass PMing he’s still here and you’re on your way out. #poordat. We’re waiting on you to actually get a good score like we’re waiting on Marina to have a hit song.
Great job, everyone! What do you think about your drag?
The drag of me was weak tbh. Oh look a closet joke. Dragging the things I brought attention to in the thread. Kinda dry of ideas I see pika/the person who wrote every drag this round.
The drag of me was weak tbh. Oh look a closet joke. Dragging the things I brought attention to in the thread. Kinda dry of ideas I see pika/the person who wrote every drag this round.
Looks like we struck a nerve for you to throw a fit over it.
updating now.
Can't wait to see what the Green Team said.
