I'm gonna keep the base from falling off page 1 now
So little Kelly news these days. Has she been heard of? Or does Dhila have something to do with this?
I'm gonna keep the base from falling off page 1 now
So little Kelly news these days. Has she been heard of? Or does Dhila have something to do with this?
You would've thought kelly's nipples had kept base on page one
EDIT: I'm working on the cover tour rate now & should have it ready for rating by end of week Also, will leave out any concert duets for another rate (eg duet with reba, daughtry, jason aldean & televised events)
I saw this on twitter:
@kelly_clarkson I'm curious enough to ask, when you orgasm does it sound like you're holding a long note, or is it more like gasps?
I'm gonna keep the base from falling off page 1 now
So little Kelly news these days. Has she been heard of? Or does Dhila have something to do with this?
Kelly Clarkson continues to rule the roost when it comes to American Idol airplay. Both Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) and Dark Side have at least 3,000 more spins than the third-most-played Idol song, Carrie Underwood's Blown Away.
Kelly Clarkson, Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) (#3 AC, #46 Smooth AC)
Kelly Clarkson, Dark Side (#27 AC, #10 Hot AC, #22 Top 40)
We're back, and we see Kelly's friends talking about her down by the ol' muddy river. Isn't there a little West Nile floating around these days? Should they really be near a dirty stream? Besides, that thing should be flooding any minute now. "Go get our wedding photos out of the basement, Clint. It's raining again."
Anyway, here comes Kelly, looking like an extra from "L.A. Confidential". Or maybe Heather Graham in "Swingers". It suits her well. And, of course, so does singing. She's handling big band better than anybody else. The rhythm, the look, the feeling, everything. Looking at Kelly right now is like seeing a picture of your grandma when she was 28 and being pleasantly surprised at how good looking she was. Makes you like her more. Kelly killed tonight. Moved right into the #1 spot, I think. Well, #1a, right next to me.
Kelly, Kelly, Kelly. Randy, Randy, Randy says you're one of the best natural singers he's heard in a long time. Paula likes her. Simon likes her. I like her. You like her. They like her. Like all around! When Kelly wins this thing and cuts her first album, I hope she gets the friend from Texas that got all the AMERICAN IDOL paperwork for her and treats her to a very, very, very, very, very, very, very nice dinner. Wine and everything. But not until you're 21, Kelly! (A lawyer just wrote that)
So there you have it. Seemed like a pretty uneven show tonight. The big band era caused people a lot of problems. Except for Kelly. And also except for the big band itself, but these guys have been at it for years. http://www.americanidol.com/archive/...1/20020806.php
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It's time for our final performer, Kelly "Gettin' Sentimental Over You" Clarkson. Given the poll results in the last recaps, not to mention the number of female posters on the boards that Kelly has unknowingly rendered bi-curious, she has inherited Justin's (Eeeeeee!). In her clip show, Kelly (Eeeeeee!) explains that she tried to make it in Hollywood once before, but it didn't work out. Apparently, the experience bummed her out, and her friends were the ones that pushed her to audition for the show. No wonder she says she'll never forget them.
Kelly (Eeeeeee!) heads out to the stage to perform "Stuff Like That There." She's definitely dressed for the era with a black-and-white polka-dotted dress, pearls, and period hair. She's reminiscent of that era's equivalent of the "tough, no-nonsense girl" in the movies. You know -- the one with all the moxie who didn't take no guff from nobody. Then, in the final act, the main character, having lusted after the vampy bombshell blonde the whole film, discovers that he's really been in love with the no-nonsense girl all along.
So Kelly (Eeeeeee!) starts singing, and all of the sudden my Judy Garland gene is activated. Seriously, I'm not one of those gay guys who cares all that much about the female singers of yesteryear. But the minute Kelly opened her mouth, it was like some internal tuning fork started vibrating. Her voice sounds nothing like her talking voice. And it also sounds nothing like the voice she's been singing with during the last few rounds. She actually does sound eerily like Judy Garland. It's almost like the kind of vocal transformation that Jim Nabors made when he sang. Her singing is just awesome. She's note perfect except for her first large, sustained note, which is a little flat. The song has tempo changes and variety and tons of range. Kelly's got a stunning amount of presence and personality. Watching the performance is like going back in time. Just amazing. Her family's in attendance tonight (in case you didn't pick up on that Clarkson guy earlier), and she gets wild cheers when she's done. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com...mb.php?page=10
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Kelly Clarkson - No matter what happens to Kelly with American Idol, you will be hearing from her again. That said, her rendition of “Stuff Like That There” was brilliantly performed, but somewhat workman-like. She didn’t believe it and it showed a little. That just shows that an uninspired Kelly is still better than most. http://www.realitynewsonline.com/cgi...095.art&page=1
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Kelly ends the night with “Stuff Like That There.” She gives the best vocal performance yet – she’s better than Tamyra tonight. I’m flabbergasted. Not that I didn’t expect her to do well, but she just melted into the era perfectly – the look, the attitude, the vocal style – all of it. Flawless. That is not an easy feat, kiddo. Congratulations. http://www.realitynewsonline.com/cgi...120.art&page=2
10 years later and it's still one of the most discussed performances in Idol's history