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"Beyond belief. She's studying films. Kill me please. Immediately."
-- Scott Rudin to Amy Pascal on Angelina Jolie and "Cleopatra."
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Angelina Jolie is too old to play Cleopatra. She was too old to play Maleficent, too -- she
barely pulls that Disney stunt off. I will only see "Cleopatra" as long as they make Cleopatra Caucasian, since she was Greek Macedonian; only here for historical accuracies. I will personally curse out everyone in a Sony e-mail if I see the name Lupita Nyong'o being tossed around. Do "12 Years a Slave: Part II" with a gun-slinging, sunglasses-clad Wesley Snipes, but stay away from "Cleopatra."
No one is here for the agenda blacks are trying to enforce by inaccurately making all historical figures African American, like Jesus or Wonder Woman (they're both real and historical). The whites already gave you a black Catwoman and you didn't go out there and support it. When you try to make high-profile figures black that aren't supposed to be black, it never pans out well -- just look at Nicki Minaj. Kristen Stewart should be the front runner for the "Cleopatra" role, since she's young, beautiful, Caucasian, more talented and critically-acclaimed than Angelia Jolie, and resembles a
young Elizabeth Taylor.
...Vin
Her ballads are the worst.
