The Tumblr blog I stumbled upon while browsing through "the swirl" tag
Quote:
African America males are destined to suffer the same fate Asian American males. Namely, that the most attractive and successful females of their race are going to abandon them en masse in preference for White men. Look around, it's already happening.
The word cuckold is used here in the sense of its dictionary denotation, i.e. "the husband of an unfaithful wife." There will be no dudes eating "cream-pies", m2m ****-sucking, gang-bangs, DPs, bukkake or any other homosexual content in this blog (not that there is anything wrong with that sort of thing. I'm just not into it.) Nor will there be any depictions of violence against black women. Finally, if you use racially pejorative language and it somehow ends up on my Dashboard, I will ignore you permanently... unless you are a black.
WHITE MALES: please refrain from sending me messages about how much black women turn you on. I do not care. In fact, don't send me messages at all.
Rules:
- Vote for the person who you want to win.
- Only vote once (it only allows you to vote once anyways, so yeah...)
- Poll ends at Midnight on January 1st, 2014!
- Don't mention who you voted for, we want results to be secret!
All you had to do was use these:
He said I was one of the only reasons he logged on anymore. 
What kind of record-breaking slayage?