Being the repressed, depressed, and outcast teen queens that we are in real life, we have a tendency to be a
bit dramatic when we're free to express ourselves on the internet.
By which I mean to say that we have a lot of goddamn meltdowns.
Over men. Over Taylor's men.
Over music videos not being filmed.
Over music videos not being released at the right time.
Over music videos being released at the right time, but not being any good.
Over songs being chosen as singles.
Over songs not being chosen as singles.
Over songs being performed on tour.
Over songs not being performed on tour.
Over tweets.
Over #sqaudgoals.
Over cats.
Over tumblr likes.
Over headlines.
Over YouTube video deletions.
Once, as Great Username eloquently summarized, over the fact that a concert would not be livestreamed for us to witness tragic vocals and horrendous stage presence.
Here are your nominees for the Catastrophe Award, which recognizes the most memorable meltdown.
Base (About New Romantics Music Video)
Base (About Style)
Base (About Rock in Rio not being livestreamed)
Cleanromantic (About hot guys)
Dollas n Diamonds (About Calvin Harris)
And the winner is...
A TIE! Cleanromantic, over hot guys, and Base, over New Romantics