I just showed my mom, who is Pagan and meditates often. This was the conversation:
*beginning with the "EEEEEEEE"*
Mom: Oh wow, that's awesome.
*more "EEEEEEE" on the ground*
Mom: Wow, I've done this before. That's so cool! I respect her.
*in the creek with the weird pointy eye mask*
Mom: Okay... People don't really do this...
*walking nude in the woods*
Mom: WHAT THE ****... OMG....
*nude on a crystal*
Mom: THIS ****ING ATTENTION *****... SHE JUST WANTS ATTENTION, SHE DOESN'T APPRECIATE CRYSTALS OR MEDITATION!
I should have recorded it.