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ATRL: ATRL ROAST: Mod Edition (Kworb, Athens, and JDM)
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View Poll Results: Who are you MOST looking forward to roasting?
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Reeces (Surprise Roast)
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2.78% |
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Athens
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1.39% |
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Billie Joe
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Celestial
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5.56% |
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Childish Redbino
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2.78% |
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eli's_rhythm
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8.33% |
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Foxaylove
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5.56% |
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JDM
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Katie
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11 |
15.28% |
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Kworb
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5.56% |
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Lee!!
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6.94% |
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Lipton
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20 |
27.78% |
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Matty
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4.17% |
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orange
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1.39% |
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Patrick
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1.39% |
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Vato
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Member Since: 11/29/2011
Posts: 3,004
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Why rn't Katie and Matty on the same day? Do we get two days to come for the "relationship" and their little Blue Ivy? 
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ATRL Senior Member
Member Since: 9/26/2001
Posts: 22,475
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Originally posted by EnslavedBitch
This roast is as boring as TEOG music video.  |
Don't worry. It'll get better tomorrow. 
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Member Since: 8/16/2011
Posts: 60,893
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Originally posted by M Z N A
Vato: It must suck to be 35 yrs old Mexican and still craving for a black dick that you'd never get legitimately. 
orange: A real ****. She slept with TWO moderators and still acts like a nun.
Foxay: Britney stans will never use you. NEXT!
Red: The last time you were relevant was when people could recognize the characters on this smiley :melryan:.
Katie: Your Barbie fetish really suits you. You sound as pale and plastic.
Eli: I'm really impressed by your **** sucking skills that got you to that moderator position. Keep sucking! |
best post in this thread so far 
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Member Since: 12/10/2011
Posts: 12,699
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I wasn't even going to participate in this roast, but since someone just gave me a ****ing point in NHB for this:
I mean, Eli do we have a ****ing problem? STILL? Bitch, how the **** are you a goddamn moderator? Whose meat pole did you glide in your mouth? And whose anus did your tongue travel the deepest of depths? You are more bothered than a broke big bitch who can't get into Spice Market Buffet, and to top it off you champ as ****. You love to make it seem like you don't dish out warning points like it's a 2 for 1 so the gerls don't shade and drag you all the ****ing time, but you're a fake, a pretender, a phony, a liar, and your ***** is more stretched out than the Nile river. I'm tired of your ********. You do the most 24/7 then play the "I'm- the cool-mod" card, bitch **** you. And if it wasn't Eli who gave me that damn point, then here's a late, "KISS MAH ASS" to Kworb who was firmly perched in NHB. I really couldn't give a mother**** either way.
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Member Since: 5/17/2010
Posts: 21,707
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Member Since: 12/4/2010
Posts: 37,894
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Originally posted by M Z N A
Vato: It must suck to be 35 yrs old Mexican and still craving for a black dick that you'd never get legitimately.
orange: A real ****. She slept with TWO moderators and still acts like a nun.
Red: The last time you were relevant was when people could recognize the characters on this smiley :melryan:. |
I feel so bad for laughing. 
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Member Since: 9/21/2010
Posts: 29,096
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I can't wait to roast Ace, Celestial and Eli.
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Member Since: 9/21/2010
Posts: 29,096
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Oh it already started?
let me start.
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Member Since: 9/16/2011
Posts: 50,981
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Originally posted by Deemy
I can't wait to roast Ace.
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Ace isn't participating, so that won't be happening.
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Banned
Member Since: 10/28/2011
Posts: 21,283
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Lipton gon GET iT! Can't wait.
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ATRL Moderator
Member Since: 11/1/2010
Posts: 26,741
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Originally posted by Praise Mariallah
I wasn't even going to participate in this roast, but since someone just gave me a ****ing point in NHB for this:
I mean, Eli do we have a ****ing problem? STILL? Bitch, how the **** are you a goddamn moderator? Whose meat pole did you glide in your mouth? And whose anus did your tongue travel the deepest of depths? You are more bothered than a broke big bitch who can't get into Spice Market Buffet, and to top it off you champ as ****. You love to make it seem like you don't dish out warning points like it's a 2 for 1 so the gerls don't shade and drag you all the ****ing time, but you're a fake, a pretender, a phony, a liar, and your ***** is more stretched out than the Nile river. I'm tired of your ********. You do the most 24/7 then play the "I'm- the cool-mod" card, bitch **** you. And if it wasn't Eli who gave me that damn point, then here's a late, "KISS MAH ASS" to Kworb who was firmly perched in NHB. I really couldn't give a mother**** either way.
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It wasn't Eli.
Or Kworb.
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Member Since: 9/7/2011
Posts: 7,766
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Originally posted by Katie
It wasn't Eli.
Or Kworb.
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after all that effort
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Member Since: 2/9/2008
Posts: 32,811
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Quote:
Originally posted by Praise Mariallah
I wasn't even going to participate in this roast, but since someone just gave me a ****ing point in NHB for this:
I mean, Eli do we have a ****ing problem? STILL? Bitch, how the **** are you a goddamn moderator? Whose meat pole did you glide in your mouth? And whose anus did your tongue travel the deepest of depths? You are more bothered than a broke big bitch who can't get into Spice Market Buffet, and to top it off you champ as ****. You love to make it seem like you don't dish out warning points like it's a 2 for 1 so the gerls don't shade and drag you all the ****ing time, but you're a fake, a pretender, a phony, a liar, and your ***** is more stretched out than the Nile river. I'm tired of your ********. You do the most 24/7 then play the "I'm- the cool-mod" card, bitch **** you. And if it wasn't Eli who gave me that damn point, then here's a late, "KISS MAH ASS" to Kworb who was firmly perched in NHB. I really couldn't give a mother**** either way.
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Honey, I didn't give you it, but I would've. Read the damn rules: nicknames are ONLY allowed in SYG. 
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Member Since: 5/21/2009
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I can't wait to see a certain someone get done on Thursday! 
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Banned
Member Since: 10/28/2011
Posts: 21,283
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Is the roast still on?
EDIT: Why is this no longer unmoderated?
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ATRL Senior Member
Member Since: 11/14/2008
Posts: 24,981
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NOW UP:
Lipton
ATRL Moderator
Member Since: 11/29/2010
Posts: 8,476
Color Scheme: LiveWire
Lee!!
ATRL Moderator
Love KB
Member Since: 11/16/2004
Posts: 11,739
Location: New York/Allentown, PA
Billie Joe
ATRL Moderator
Blood for Poppies
Member Since: 3/19/2008
Posts: 31,624
Location: Midnight City
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Member Since: 10/3/2009
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Quote:
Originally posted by M Z N A
Vato: It must suck to be 35 yrs old Mexican and still craving for a black dick that you'd never get legitimately.
orange: A real ****. She slept with TWO moderators and still acts like a nun.
Foxay: Britney stans will never use you. NEXT!
Red: The last time you were relevant was when people could recognize the characters on this smiley :melryan:.
Katie: Your Barbie fetish really suits you. You sound as pale and plastic.
Eli: I'm really impressed by your **** sucking skills that got you to that moderator position. Keep sucking! |
This was epic. And it took less than 3 sentences per mod. I feel so bad for laughing at those roasts. 
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Banned
Member Since: 10/28/2011
Posts: 21,283
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Dear, Lipweighsaton
I am tired of you constantly dragging my fave. Not only do you do it in Stand Your Ground. You do it everywhere. Stop pushing Enya on us. She is irrelevant. She has not been relevant since 2001. No one cares about her. Your stanning for her is not the least bit entertaining. It is annoying to be honest. Everyone wants you to stop.
Now back to you. Bitch, you are nothing more than a FAT, ugly troll. How dare you call anyone's life sad and pathetic to live? LOOK AT YOURS, ****. You spend your days perched on your Windows 98 desktop beating your ***-covered keyboard trying to get people mad. Is that all you do, Bigjay-zlipton? Do you go outside? Do you have friends beside the roaches that crawl your section-8 tenament? Here's a suggestion. Why don't you get your fat ass out of that poor computer chair, go outside and do some exorcise? You got more rolls than a rolling pin and you got breasts IN YO BACK BITCH.
Not cute, bitch. Not cute. I am nauseated by the thought of the bacteria growing in betwixt those layers of fat.
My thoughts and prayers go out to the men that have to pick your ass up and take you to the morgue when you finally have a coronary and DIE. And I know you're on the edge of a coronary, sis. Your arteries are clogged like Superhead's throat. Now when you finally RAISE YOUR FAT ASS UP, SIGN OFF AND GO OUTSIDE, please be careful not to run or fall. The people of Haiti have had enough.
You're using far too much electricity. I mean... you're more broke than RuPaul's back. I don't know HOW you afford to keep your lights on. You're not working at a grocery store because they know you'd swallow a whole ****ing aisle. You're not working at a school because you'd petrify the kids with that abominable face of yours.
Harmoine after seeing Lipton:
I'VE GOT IT. You collect your coins by sucking on Enya's centuries-old, paper-white, celtic BALLS. How do they taste, bitch? How do they ****ing taste?
You are SO ****ING STUPID. Your mother didn't even drop you on your head when you were born. Good sis ****ing banged you against the wall, repeatedly. Crack-headed bitch. Know wonder you have no education. No school district has enough money to accommodate a bitch as retarded as you are. They couldn't even put you on the short bus. The Down's Syndrome kids would RAG on you.
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Originally posted by Lipton
I hope they get my good side.
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Is that your "good side" bitch? Come for Bey again. We'll burn the other side of your face and leave your wig laying on the ground right by your IQ. I'll have you looking like a cancer patient bitch. Good night. Actually, **** your night. Dick-in-the-booty-ass-little-n!gga
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No hard feelings, sis?  I tried my best. 
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Member Since: 10/28/2011
Posts: 21,283
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Billie Joe and Lee!!!: I like you two.
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