Reasons why the Goddess of Dance Pop Nicole Scherjzkqbskansjansbs is better than the disgusting prostitute Beyst:
- She is more humble
- She is a better dancer
- She is prettier
- She has better hair
- Pussycat Dolls > Destiny's Child
- She is more relevant in the UK
- She doesn't have a song better than Poison
- Don't Cha obliterates every DC song made
- When I Grow Up is more remembered than any DC song
- Nicole's father didn't buy her a career
- Nicole isn't married to a violent camel
- Nicole's family members are civilised and keep their private lives away from elevators and cameras
- Nicole speaks with more refinement and class
- Nicole is classier than Beyst
- Nicole doesn't exploit her personal life and children for money
- Nicole acknowledges the Pussycat Dolls and doesn't try to deny her history with them
- Nicole doesn't need a surrogate mother
- The Killer Love era is more remembered than any Bayonse era here in the UK
- Nicole has better shampoo and hair adverts than Beyst
- She doesn't have to lighten her skin for makeup adverts
- She is a better singer than Beyst
- She has given so many people careers on the X-Factor and changed their lives whilst Beyst kills people
- She is adored in the UK by everyone whilst only chavs and idiots like Beyst
- Nicole is aging better
- Nicole is not a money hungry prostitute
- Nicole is not a satanist
- Nicole is a very strong Christian whilst Beyst kills anyone she sees as a threat to her as a sacrifice to Satan
- Nicole has promised that she will never sell her soul to the devil for a Grammy whilst Beyst would sell her soul to the Devil for a dollar
Reasons why the Goddess of Dance Pop Nicole Scherjzkqbskansjansbs is better than the disgusting prostitute Beyst:
- She is more humble
- She is a better dancer
- She is prettier
- She has better hair
- Pussycat Dolls > Destiny's Child
- She is more relevant in the UK
- She doesn't have a song better than Poison
- Don't Cha obliterates every DC song made
- When I Grow Up is more remembered than any DC song
- Nicole's father didn't buy her a career
- Nicole isn't married to a violent camel
- Nicole's family members are civilised and keep their private lives away from elevators and cameras
- Nicole speaks with more refinement and class
- Nicole is classier than Beyst
- Nicole doesn't exploit her personal life and children for money
- Nicole acknowledges the Pussycat Dolls and doesn't try to deny her history with them
- Nicole doesn't need a surrogate mother
- The Killer Love era is more remembered than any Bayonse era here in the UK
- Nicole has better shampoo and hair adverts than Beyst
- She doesn't have to lighten her skin for makeup adverts
- She is a better singer than Beyst
- She has given so many people careers on the X-Factor and changed their lives whilst Beyst kills people
- She is adored in the UK by everyone whilst only chavs and idiots like Beyst
- Nicole is aging better
- Nicole is not a money hungry prostitute
- Nicole is not a satanist
- Nicole is a very strong Christian whilst Beyst kills anyone she sees as a threat to her as a sacrifice to Satan
- Nicole has promised that she will never sell her soul to the devil for a Grammy whilst Beyst would sell her soul to the Devil for a dollar
But seriously, never in my life have i experienced a bigger flop than GUY. A tragic, unbelievable, impactless, undeniable, unrecoverable, miserable, hopeless, underwhelming, horrendous, disastrous FLOP.
A song from a major artist that barely stayed in top500 on iTunes with a video and performance.
