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Discussion: Lady Gaga's Funeral | ARRIVALS
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I'll update after idol. 
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Did you enjoy the show?

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Did you enjoy the show?

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Yes.
Should I wait till after the BBAs since a lot of girls will be there?
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Originally posted by satellites™
Yes.
Should I wait till after the BBAs since a lot of girls will be there?
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No you should fill us in on Forbes now 
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Originally posted by Bibliotheque
No you should fill us in on Forbes now 
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Oh yeah, and American Idol.
*doing now
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Just realized Katy isn't performing at BBAs.
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The movie opens with the girls all standing in the locker room in nothing but their underwear. They have just come from The Grammy Awards and are now changing for an after party. Katy and Rihanna both get dressed and leave the room, leaving Beyonce and Britney alone with no one else but Lady Gaga who has some weird point think on her skin. Beyonce puts on her jeans with the help of some elbow grease and the might of Jesus and then proceeds to leave the room. As soon as the door shuts the lights go out! Gaga screams "Oooohhhhhh ooooooh ooooooooo" and then there is a loud bang. Beyonce rushes back in to find Britney on the floor with blood coming from her knee and Gaga is nowhere to be found. Britney is hurt but she manages to get back up on her feet anyway. She quickly runs to safety in a large crowd with lots of witnesses in case anything goes wrong. She sees flashes of a person in a long black coat coming towards her. The killer doesn't know that Britney has a plan though, as soon as the killer approaches her she stabs him/her in the arm barely missing the chest. Britney then runs to the nearest police station and seeks safety. The next scene opens with Beyonce leaving the studio after putting in a hard days work. She see Rihanna and Katy Perry arguing over Rihs feature on Britneys new song and then they kiss. Beyonce is disgusted at this less than perfect show of lesbianism and turns to run away. Britney then hits her in the face with a sawed off shot gun and she passes out. Britney turns to shoot at Katy but Gaga arrives just in time to grab Katy away and the bullet ricochets and shoots Britney in the knee. Rihanna rushes to her side and they spend the rest of the night in the parking lot talking. Katy is seen riding with who she thought was Lady Gaga but really turned out to just be a magical plastic bag who can drive. Ke$ha is seen going into the parking lot of the building Katy just left along with Nicki Minaj and Beyonces body is seen still lying on the floor beside a hurt Britney and a gay Rihanna............
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Beyonce awakens in a dark room with no lights. She gets up to find herself backstage at the Billboard Music Awards 2011 before hearing her name mentioned on the monitor as the next performer in 10 minutes. Britney Spears is seen kissing and hugging a scantily clad body double before sticking two fingers in her vagina and making her moan. Beyonce rolls her eyes and Britney turns to realize she is awake, they both rush over and strip Beyonce out of her gorgeous gown and put her own a spider web dress that leaves little to the imagination. Beyonce then kicks Britney in the same knee she got hurt in before and headbutts the body double (hurting herself in the process) before getting up to run to safety. Britney grabs Beyonce by the leg and Beyonce kicks her in the throat with a 6 inch heel leaving her to bleed to death on the backstage floor, she turns around and the body double is gone..........

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Makes no sense with Beyonce flopping 
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this is gonna get ugly, hold your turbans! 
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ill give you that Bey slayed Brits performing last night. But Bey is flopping still 
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Beyonce shines at BBMAs, American Idol +Oprah finale!
Beyonce has been a busy bee this week, premiering her video on American Idol and rising over 130 spots on iTunes and garnering over 16 million views on Youtube in just 4 days. She also gave a revolutionary, groundbreaking, iconic performance at the 2011 Billboard Music Awards last night, as well as another amazing performance of her rising hit "Run The World (Girls)" on part 1 of the series finale of the Oprah Winfrey Show.
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Originally posted by Billboard "Beyonces Delivers SHOW STOPPING Performance
Beyoncé's reign is stronger than ever -- that was clear at tonight's Billboard Music Awards on ABC, where the star received the Billboard Millennium Award and performed her new single, "Run the World (Girls)," for the first time on network television.
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Originally posted by Just Jared
Beyonce stuns the crowd with a performance of her new single “Run the World (Girls)” at the 2011 Billboard Music Awards held at the MGM Grand Garden Arena on Sunday (May 22) in Las Vegas, Nev.
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Originally posted by RapUp
Beyoncé converted any remaining non-believers with her show-stopping performance of “Run the World (Girls)” at Sunday’s Billboard Music Awards. But her fans weren’t the only ones impressed by what they saw. The superstar’s peers took to Twitter to sing her praises following the innovative display. From her sister Solange to fellow divas Rihanna, Pink, and Keri Hilson, hear what the stars had to say about Bey.
Missy Elliott: BEYONCE go awwf! Wow!!! All i can say! BEYONCE a True Entertainer!! U Deserve the Sucess! Such a Hard Worker!
Rihanna: Congrats to Beyonce on a #MAJAH award and tribute #1LOVE #diditonem #brrrap #fancy #fashion #Rah #STAN #stadiumstatus #Werk #RihannaNavy
Rev Run: These effects are nuts! #Beyonce
Jermaine Dupri: Beyonce hitting that stanky leg on y’all lol
La La Vazquez: B.E.Y.O.N.C.E———–> UNREAL! UNBELIEVABLE! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW
Karina Pasian: Okaaaayyyyyy SOOOO I hope everyone knows that NO ONE CAN COME ON AFTER THAT PERFORMANCE BEYONCE I FRICKIN LOVE YOU
Estelle: #allyeseverything. bey @ #bbma
LeToya Luckett: No,thank u…. Lve U. Happy tears…
Solange: I can’t feel my face I’m smiling so hard!!!!
Keri Hilson: THAT **** WAS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING…BEYONCE…INCREDIBLE!!
Monica: Beyonce always has known how to bring the house down…what she does takes diligence, dedication & straight up hard work. She be Killing it
Tiffany Evans: Im so happy for Beyonce!!that performance was justttt ughhh!!!Dope way to come back.
Trey Songz: Congrats to B! She the illest
Diplo: Whoa beyonce on bıllboard awards jus made me spıt my burıto out & had to get a defıbrılator
Rye Rye: Can’t lie Beyonce killing her performance of Run the World lol yessssss Bey!
Jazmine Sullivan: just incase u ain’t know! ima #beyoncefan. the b killed. taught her all the dance steps myself  ….jk
J. Cole: Beyonce.. G.O.A.T. woww
Sean Garrett: Congrats B well deserved!!
Ledisi: Yes Ms. Beyonce is incredible!Love her always.
Omarion: #Beyonce is the Truth!! Hands down!! Wow!! Real performer!! I’m speechless!! Serious..I’ve never witness such greatness! So humble,so thankful..wow!
Taraji P. Henson: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRKKKKKKK!!!! #Beyonce
Pink: Beyonce just KILLED it at the Billboard awards. So original, so rad. Me and @hartluck loved it.
Rodney “Darkchild” Jerkins: Watching Billboard Awards and after that performance by Beyonce, I don’t think anyone else should perform tonight! She is just that good.
Polow Da Don: BEYONCE IS WHAT ITS LIKE TO GET IT RIGHT!!!!! #SOINSPIRING. I LOVE MF’s THAT LIVE IT….
Brandy: All I can say is WOW about a mind blowing performance on the Billboard Awards!! I’ll leave it at that!!!!!
Angela Simmons: Man I just seen beyonce’s billboard performance. She’s amazing WOW!!!
Binkie of Electrik Red: The rapture did happen and we all just watched the second coming of CHRIST! JESUS is in fact a woman and his alias is BEYONCE’ #repent
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Right when I think it's impossible to love Beyonce more that I already do, she goes and kills it at last night's Billboard Awards. There was never a doubt in my mind that she is the best there is, but like, if you don't agree after that performance, then I think you should probably see a neurologist.
If anyone wasn't sure she should be receiving the Billboard Millenium Award at such a young age, she proved to them that she's worthy. Even Keri Hilson and Rihanna gave Bey props via twitter after the performance! There's not much I can say, because the video speaks for itself--if you missed it, you have GOT to watch!
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Originally posted by CNN
Beyonce, who took home the Billboard Millennium Award, rocked the place into a frenzy. The singer delighted fans with a fiery performance of her new single, “Who Run the World (Girls)" before receiving the award from her mother, Tina Knowles.
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Originally posted by Direct Lyrics
Beyonce not only performed on the 2011 Billboard Music Awards's stage on Sunday but she ripped it in half too! The R&B star Beyonce mesmerized and stunned everyone watching the killer performance of her brand new single "Run The World (Girls)" off her upcoming album '4' - in stores on June 28th - Beyonce's performance was preceded by short speeches by the likes of Lady Gaga, Stevie Wonder, Bono of U2, Michelle Obama, etc, who recognized Beyonce's talent and music career. Back to the performance, Bee killed it, from the awesome CGI on the back screen she interacted with to the hot vocals and choreography.
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Originally posted by Yahoo!
Beyonce, the hardest working woman in show business, put enough work into her performance for herself and about 50 Britneys. At first, viewers may not even been sure that her appearance was live and not on film, since she was seen dancing in perfect unison with cloned images of herself that were clearly on tape. Soon enough it was obvious one of the images of her was not a projection but the real thing. Whether the typically impressive performance will be enough to get the masses to love her polarizingly unhummable new single, "Run the World (Girls)," remains to be seen.
But on this night of supposed winners, Beyonce was one of the few principles who came out clearly on the winning side.
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How is it possible that B can continue to surprise and amaze us?
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She recently released a video encouraging people to Move Your Body to lose weight - and Beyonce certainly showed the benefits of exercise when she flaunted her super-toned body in an incredible metallic mesh dress at the Billboard Music Awards last night.
The fringed silver creation, which looked like a bodysuit made from metal macrame, exposed every inch of her curves, yet was cleverly crafted to keep her decent too.
The 29-year-old wore the daring design that was not for the faint-hearted or those with an ounce of excess fat over flesh-coloured underwear and fishnet tights.
Beyonce, who has won 16 Grammy Awards over the years, added another to her haul when she landed the title of Billboard Millennium Artist last night, acknowledging her career over the years.
She put on an astonishing performance of her current single Run the World (Girls), which saw her interact with the futuristic video projections screened behind her onstage, and at one point, even act out a fight scene.
She sang live whilst undertaking the vigourous routine, ably accompanied by a host of equally athletic backing dancers.
After her incredible stage show, Beyonce was presented with her gong by her mother, Tina Knowles, who she runs fashion label House Of Dereon with - perhaps the origin of her dreamcatcher-esque outfit.
Afterwards, the star changed into a plunging, figure-hugging black dress which she teamed with silver peeptoe Louboutins to meet the press at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas.
The performance in the raunchy web dress is a taste of what's to come when the star headlines Glastonbury Festival next month.
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Originally posted by PopCrush
Beyonce brought remarkable visual effects to an intense performance of ‘Run the World (Girls)’ at tonight’s Billboard Music Awards, earning a standing ovation, before accepting the Millennium Award.
The performance opened with a black-and-white introductory video featuring accolades from her mother, her father, First Lady Michelle Obama, and legendary acts like Bono, Stevie Wonder, Babyface and Barbra Streisand.
Next, a giant lion head appeared on the video screen, shooting glitter from its mouth as Beyonce took the stage. “Ladies, our revolution has begun!,” she screamed.
As the song started, viewers were treated to a series of impressive visual effects, including laser lights and video clones of the singer that appeared on the screen behind her, creating an army of Beyonces as she sang the militaristic track.
Beyonce ventured into the crowd, where she shouted a line right in Matthew Morrison‘s face. Eventually, the digital Beyonces gave way to actual female dancers, dozens of them, who backed up the singer as she finished the track to wild applause.
After performing, Beyonce was presented with the Billboard Millennium Award by her mother. She thanked her former Destiny’s Child bandmates Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams, saying, “I wouldn’t be standing on this stage if it wasn’t for y’all.”
She added a rare public thank you to the original Destiny’s Child members, LeToya Luckett and LaTavia Roberson. Beyonce also thanked her fans and her husband, who she called her best friend. “I love me some Jay-Z!,” she boasted.
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Next Time: Gagamania takes over the planet!
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Britney with ******** on her effortlessly, literally speaking 
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ill give you that Bey slayed Brits performing last night. But Bey is flopping still 
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She wont be come next week.

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OMG 
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Beyonce slaying girls 
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Makes no sense with Beyonce flopping 
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right? 
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Originally posted by satellites™
She wont be come next week.

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Good luck
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