Additionally, since we'll be covering Babyoncé regularly, we wanted to make sure that Babyoncé is the consensus nickname: In the interest of comprehensiveness, we have rounded up most of the options currently in contention. Please, let us know which you prefer, and feel free to add your own.
Here are the lyrics to Babyoncé (or your preferred nickname)'s first hit, "If I Were I a Boy (the Remix)," sung to the tune of the original. (It is highly suggested you actually play the song while reading along.)
If I were a boy
a miniature Jay
I'd roll out to the park with my mama
And wear pink if I wanted
And go
Drink juice with my Dad
And chase after girls
I'd kick it with Apple and Moses
And I'd never get confronted for it
'Cause my dad's cooler than theirs
If I were a boy
I know I would be the man
'Cause my parents are so awesome
I swear that I'd take after them
I'd hang out with 'Ye
And go shopping with Goop
Spend some QT with Rihanna
Just like all my babies wanna
'Cause I'm the most famous kid on the Earth
If I were a boy
I'd drop a single at 3
Get Dad to do a guest verse
And hope he don't embarrass me
I'd dance with my mom
Take the stage like a pro
in my "Single Ladies" onesie
That's cute when you're a baby, when you're a baby, oh
If I were a boy
I know I would be the man
'Cause my parents are so awesome
I swear that I'd take after them
I'd hang out with 'Ye
And go shopping with Goop
Spend some QT with Rihanna
Just like all my babies wanna
'Cause I'm the most famous kid on Earth
I'm a little nervous about the paparazzi
And every blog in the world's inventing dumb names for me
If I were anyone else, I'd freak out
But I'm not just a boy
I will be the man
'Cause my parents are so awesome
I swear that I'll take after them
I'll hang out with 'Ye
and go shopping with Goop
Spend some QT with Rihanna
Just like all my babies wanna
'Cause I'm the most famous kid on the Earth
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