I used to think it was ghetto how girls would come to school with their hair half done. Half would be in cornrows and the other half would just be out with a comb in it. Smh
I was in Saturday School once and this one ghetto bitch had a stuffy nose so her ass rips a piece of paper from a text book and blows her nose in it! What kind of ratchet mess That made my whole day while I was in class.
i did that when i was at work one time, they didnt have any toilet tissue in the bathroom
My friend had the little Carmex squeeze lip balm, and he couldn't squeeze anymore out of the little tube, but according to him there was more at the bottom of the tube, so he cuts in in half and carries around the half of a Carmex tube so he can stick his finger in and scoop out the lip balm from the bottom.
Disco this remind me of something ratchet I did
Back in february,it was my friend birthday and Me&My Friend promised her a lapdance (As a joke)
Then at night around 11h-12h in the metro with an old lady and a couple and some friends
She played Birthday Cake and she yelled "BITCHZZ YALL PROMISED ME A LAPDANCE!!!SHAKEE DAT MONEY MAKER"
Then we started working those metro poles
That poor old lady was so terrified she changed wagons and the couple just stared and laugh
i dont know if this is ratchet or not but when i was in high school my friend (her name is renee) she asked me do i have change for a 4. i told her there is no such thing as change for a 4
Disco this remind me of something ratchet I did
Back in february,it was my friend birthday and Me&My Friend promised her a lapdance (As a joke)
Then at night around 11h-12h in the metro with an old lady and a couple and some friends
She played Birthday Cake and she yelled "BITCHZZ YALL PROMISED ME A LAPDANCE!!!SHAKEE DAT MONEY MAKER"
Then we started working those metro poles
That poor old lady was so terrified she changed wagons and the couple just stared and laugh
Disco this remind me of something ratchet I did
Back in february,it was my friend birthday and Me&My Friend promised her a lapdance (As a joke)
Then at night around 11h-12h in the metro with an old lady and a couple and some friends
She played Birthday Cake and she yelled "BITCHZZ YALL PROMISED ME A LAPDANCE!!!SHAKEE DAT MONEY MAKER"
Then we started working those metro poles
That poor old lady was so terrified she changed wagons and the couple just stared and laugh
yes make it rain, piss them wrinkles off cause they hips are out of order.
LOL i remember using the volleyball net pole in gym as a stripper pole.
i dont know if this is ratchet or not but when i was in high school my friend (her name is renee) she asked me do i have change for a 4. i told her there is no such thing as change for a 4
Omg no one time on the train me and my friend we're just quietly yelling at each other that we had some kind of STD and then i yelled she had chlamydia and the asian women infront of us gulped that Poland springs and opened her lil slits.
Then another time i yelled she had a ***** in her bag and the Mexican across from us was un-amused
Some girl in my class would always do her nails with white-out or permanent markers
Gurl I used to do that.
We used sharpies for hair highlights, whiteout for your nails, and tape for waxing.
It was just mainly a red sharpie for highlights tho. The other items were rarely used.
yes make it rain, piss them wrinkles off cause they hips are out of order.
LOL i remember using the volleyball net pole in gym as a stripper pole.
That day was a mess
We even used the stop signs as a pole to re-enact Singing under the rain
But we did Singing under the snow
Worse part,we weren't even drunk
We used sharpies for hair highlights, whiteout for your nails, and tape for waxing.
It was just mainly a red sharpie for highlights tho. The other items were rarely used.
That made my whole day while I was in class.
yes make it rain, piss them wrinkles off cause they hips are out of order. 
