Lets play a game.....go to a random page number in this thread and quote the funniest/ironic post on that page
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Originally posted by Musiclover1987
Oooh. Demi drama, always fun. The dumbest thing this girl did was declare herself a role model. People put you on a pedestal and everything you do get puts under a microscope. She's such a hypocrite though, it's not even funny. "Cover it up" while I purposely open my shirt and straddle some greasy looking dude. Promotes healthy living, hides that she smokes. Betting her whole career on this new image while she doesn't even practice what she preaches. I swear it's like she's pretending to be someone she's not for the masses and that cannot be healthy.
There were three men, all sleeping in the same bed in a small hotel room because on of them messed up their reservation. They all dreamt that night. The man on the right side of the bed dreamt that he was getting a hand job from the most beautiful girl he’d ever seen. The man on the left side of the bed dreamt almost the same thing, only with two girls. The next morning, they all told each other their dream. The man on the right side of the bed said, “man, i had an awesome dream last night! I dreamt that the hottest girl i ever saw was giving me a hand job!” The man on the left side of the bed, after hearing this, exclaimed “Wow! Me too! Only they were two of the most beautiful girls i have ever seen! After this, the man who slept in the middle of the bed said “Wow, awesome dreams, but mine beats them all. I dreamt that i was skiing!
i don't remember this
