I have a crush on This guy at work who is definitely gay and has a beard gf (she's not even cute) and he told a girl coworker that he's had gay experiences

he supposedly also has an ex-wife and child
But I was playfully arguing with a girl coworker about something while he was standing next to us and this other girl Suzie the bartender knows everything about the menu (me and the girl were arguing about something about which dressing goes on a salad

) and so I was like "Suzie tell Miranda I'm right" and I wasn't even paying attention to what this bitch Suzie was doing and she didn't answer so I was like "Suzie! Answer me tell Miranda I'm right" and then Suzie turned around and was like "DONT interuppt me while I'm talking to someone, that's SO rude!" Cuz apparently she was having a discussion with someone else

and I was like "omg sorry" it was so embarrassing and then I got double whammied cuz I wasn't even right about tha damn dressing. I just...
