Beysus Christ appears in my list at #14. This year the Queen, aside from embarrassing herself with that letter to Michelle Obama, got the superbowl halftime contract. That means 110 million people will watch the queen sweep the rest of Rihanna's already punched (by Fist Brown) weave.
She also made a deal with Pepsi wich is earning her $50,000,000. I personally think she only gets $2,000,000 from that contract. Why? Because I think that every time Rihanna gets punched or gangbanged Beysus gets a $1,000,000 check.
Cheryl and Madonna reach #13 and #12 respectively due to their (amazing) album releases, tours and endorsement deals.
This year I discovered one of the most talented artists of this generation, Paloma Faith. You may think Paloma looks like a weasel, if you do stop.
Paloma's one of the most talented and most intriguing artists of all time. But enough about her, let's make fun of Katy Can't Play The Flute Perry's performance of E.T. on American Idol:
Get it Kathy
M.I.A. opens the top 10. The Queen released this year, undoubtedly the best song of the year, Bad Girls who effortlessly slays our faves Nelly Furtado comes at #9 due to the release of her 5th studio album, The Spirit Indestructible even though it flopped (hard) and received mixed reviews from both fans and critics alike, I love it.
Happy New Year ATRL.
May Legendtina Christ-ilera protect you and your loved ones