ljlkm You just reminded me of that time at the Barbers.
See, I don't live in the ghetto, but I go down there to get my hair cut. That barbershop that I go to is ghetto to the T. They're blasting ratchet music, calling each other n*gga, just a mess. But anyway, this one day, I had this guy cutting my hair. He's 26-ish, he has a bunch of tats, grillz, and he's got a son who's pic he has posted up on the mirror. As he he was cutting my hair, some woman walked in and she ****ing read him down.
"N*gga, I'ma need you to NOT talk to my daughta again or I WILL **** yo ass up. YES n*igga, I know about what you did with LaShady. Girl is 16, and I will NOT have you ****in with ha"
"Maaaan I aint wiid dat shiiidd, **** out ma face. I aint messin wit no 16 year olds"
And then it was just back and forth. "N*gga don't lie to me, I know all about how she's been hanging out here around you. I ain't stupid. Stay away from ha" "Maaan you aint gon run up to me wid that buullllshid while I'm tryna cut dis man's hair. I ain't MESSIN with no damn 16 year olds!" And it went on and on, back and forth, while he was cutting my hair.
Me being the guy I am, I just say there and stared awkwardly the whole time. And then she left, and he started asking me my opinion on the whole situation, and I was just like "... ". Just a mess.
I hope he didn't leave a damn patch in your head. I hate the barber shop. They just TALK TALK TALK.
What would happen if I went in the ghetto playing Hilary Duff?
My Spice Girls cd fell out of my backpack one day, no one saw me drop it but before I could pick it up this other boy did, he asked whose it was and I said NOTHING.
He said something like "this is gay as ****" and broke it in half, moments like that have defined who I am. Back then I would never stand up to a boy like him, today I would run his ****ing head into a wall if he ever tried a stunt like that with me.
You will not find hotter men than the ones in the hood.
- Black Boys that work out religiously.
- Hispanic boys (enough said).
- And DO NOT FORGET the mixed boys with the long hair.
My how we have grown, before 2005 I would have murdered Sinny for one of those boys.
Sis this was my life this one puerto rican boy was soo cute but was straight... When he first moved to the neighborhood I was quick to befriend him and he always wore shirts and a wife beater lawdddd.....We one time watched straight **** I wanted to gag but I was trying to see if he was gonna whip that **** out but his scary ass....I eventually moved away and later discovered his sexy self is a total trade and he tops!!!(tmi sorry ) .....You no what.... let me go to his job later today lol I'm a mess.
No . I've made out with a ratchet ass boy and he asked me to have sex with him, but I was 11 and I didn't know what sex was, so I said no ...biggest mistake of my life. Anyways he left me for some damn white boy down the street, I wish I was ghetto cuz I would took a knife to the esophagus
You poor thing, he left you for the white boy *****.
I'm sorry.
ljlkm You just reminded me of that time at the Barbers.
See, I don't live in the ghetto, but I go down there to get my hair cut. That barbershop that I go to is ghetto to the T. They're blasting ratchet music, calling each other n*gga, just a mess. But anyway, this one day, I had this guy cutting my hair. He's 26-ish, he has a bunch of tats, grillz, and he's got a son who's pic he has posted up on the mirror. As he he was cutting my hair, some woman walked in and she ****ing read him down.
"N*gga, I'ma need you to NOT talk to my daughta again or I WILL **** yo ass up. YES n*igga, I know about what you did with LaShady. Girl is 16, and I will NOT have you ****in with ha"
"Maaaan I aint wiid dat shiiidd, **** out ma face. I aint messin wit no 16 year olds"
And then it was just back and forth. "N*gga don't lie to me, I know all about how she's been hanging out here around you. I ain't stupid. Stay away from ha" "Maaan you aint gon run up to me wid that buullllshid while I'm tryna cut dis man's hair. I ain't MESSIN with no damn 16 year olds!" And it went on and on, back and forth, while he was cutting my hair.
Me being the guy I am, I just say there and stared awkwardly the whole time. And then she left, and he started asking me my opinion on the whole situation, and I was just like "... ". Just a mess.
When I was 12-13, I used to get 40 year olds hitting on me in public out the wazu.
ljlkm You just reminded me of that time at the Barbers.
See, I don't live in the ghetto, but I go down there to get my hair cut. That barbershop that I go to is ghetto to the T. They're blasting ratchet music, calling each other n*gga, just a mess. But anyway, this one day, I had this guy cutting my hair. He's 26-ish, he has a bunch of tats, grillz, and he's got a son who's pic he has posted up on the mirror. As he he was cutting my hair, some woman walked in and she ****ing read him down.
"N*gga, I'ma need you to NOT talk to my daughta again or I WILL **** yo ass up. YES n*igga, I know about what you did with LaShady. Girl is 16, and I will NOT have you ****in with ha"
"Maaaan I aint wiid dat shiiidd, **** out ma face. I aint messin wit no 16 year olds"
And then it was just back and forth. "N*gga don't lie to me, I know all about how she's been hanging out here around you. I ain't stupid. Stay away from ha" "Maaan you aint gon run up to me wid that buullllshid while I'm tryna cut dis man's hair. I ain't MESSIN with no damn 16 year olds!" And it went on and on, back and forth, while he was cutting my hair.
Me being the guy I am, I just say there and stared awkwardly the whole time. And then she left, and he started asking me my opinion on the whole situation, and I was just like "... ". Just a mess.
No . I've made out with a ratchet ass boy and he asked me to have sex with him, but I was 11 and I didn't know what sex was, so I said no ...biggest mistake of my life. Anyways he left me for some damn white boy down the street, I wish I was ghetto cuz I would took a knife to the esophagus
I still to this day have to remember I don't have to cross the street when I see a group of guys anymore.
That used to be a NECESSITY, never walk pass a group of guys.
They can't help but to harass you, its like their programmed.
And don't **** around and be serving for filth. Sometimes the **** just comes naturally
They'll be hollering at you like "Aye shawty, come holla at me" . You politely ignore them and proceed to your car to here "**** you bitch, don't act like you too good to get the dick".
My Spice Girls cd fell out of my backpack one day, no one saw me drop it but before I could pick it up this other boy did, he asked whose it was and I said NOTHING.
He said something like "this is gay as ****" and broke it in half, moments like that have defined who I am. Back then I would never stand up to a boy like him, today I would run his ****ing head into a wall if he ever tried a stunt like that with me.
The ghetto girls love Bey here in Tennessee where I live, she is like a queen to them.
". Just a mess. 
) .....You no what.... let me go to his job later today lol I'm a mess.
. I've made out with a ratchet ass boy and he asked me to have sex with him, but I was 11 and I didn't know what sex was, so I said no 
. You politely ignore them and proceed to your car to here "**** you bitch, don't act like you too good to get the dick".
The ghetto girls love Bey here in Tennessee where I live, she is like a queen to them.
