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A pretty hideous song, but certainly not worse than "Circle the Drain" or any number of
Bionic travesties. Last place was a little much, guys; I think Katy backlash is officially out of control.
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Probably the worst song on
Animal, so I don't mind its placement that much. Nevertheless, it's got some fun charm to it, and it's still better than plenty of other crap that ranked higher.
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Wait, what the ****? This song *****! People don't like it? I'm kind of surprised. The chorus is so much fun!
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Pretty horrible as a piece of music, but in the club, I could definitely see myself jamming to this (unlike that shitstain "Vanity"...).
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RAINING MEN (feat. Nicki Minaj)
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Absolutely mediocre in every way, with a couple of redeeming features that make it slightly listenable. I find this to be the only throwaway track on
Loud—and it's still miles better than a good quarter of the songs left in this rate.
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Now hold up just a moment. Just because there's a Velveeta factor doesn't change the fact that this is possibly the most sincerely lovely track on
Teenage Dream. **** you all for ranking this below "Firework" and "The One That Got Away." **** you
all!
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It tries, but it doesn't quite reach the depths of intellectual artistry that it wishes for. Still, there's some cool hip-hop production in there; I actually kind of like it.