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Starting things off with removing TRASH
42. Talk to Me
The First song to get AXED is arguably the worst. It comes from the tragic ballad sung by Brandy, Ray J (aka the embarrassment) & their father, Willie Norwood. To me, what makes this song so bad is that it's generic as hell, boring as hell, and the vocals are so damn bad. It's as if they thought this was the age of power ballads, but even then, this falls SHORT af. The song was a single for their reality show, Brandy & Ray J, a family business. Lowkey that entire album is filled with trash songs, but it does have the previously unreleased hit that got away "Lifeguard" (which I think is excellent). Fun fact about this song, it was also critically panned & flopped even on adult R&B where it achieved SOME Radio play. It was meant to promote the mess of a reality show that they had, but I don't think it did the job.  Sonja would never 
Supaspaz hit the nail on the head here when they said "It sounds like a corny Dionne Warwick B-side from the ’80s, with the added bonus of Brandy’s constipated father. No, thank you!"
Bey_Rihstan was a bit more kind towards it, "omg Brandy really slayed her dad and dummy brother. wow. the song is corny tho." Agreed. But Even Brandy couldn't save this trash song from drowning.
 Full Score Breakdown
11
IMAGINE
10
SOMEONE
9
DID 
8
borntodiethisway
7.5
Breakdown
7.45
Ventitonic
7
ToySoldier99, Earstyle. Kings.
6
Quicksand, alkralkra, FantasyRide, StoneSoulPicnic
5
Bey_Rihstan, qurl, Javan, Ace Reject
4.5
Latinazza
4
Clueless, jdmc218, feelslikeadream
3
Truth Teller, MP2K, KasioKas, supaspaz, ChemcalX., Auburn
2
Tom Vercetti, IntoTheBlue
1
conatus, Dylan', Kingie, Reverie
0
Kool_Aid_King, Buyonce1814, Ryanicorn
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True though. This is an acceptable dead-last.