[doodledot13]

Granted, but it's because of bacterial infection.

I wish I had a better mom

[Hugamari]

You get an amazing mom! She is not married, though, so she is looking for the right guy. In fact, she is bringing home a guy tonight! Who is this gu--

...OMG IT'S NATE AGAIN. What is he doing with that beer bottle! No there is glass EVERYWHERE! Oh my, now he is taking a piece of glass, NOOO. Blood everywhere now.

Nate ran off after killing your better mom! (Nate Ruess is on a killing spree lately...)

I wish that Nate Ruess would just stay in jail. He keeps getting away.

[Javier]

Originally posted by Hugamari

You get an amazing mom! She is not married, though, so she is looking for the right guy. In fact, she is bringing home a guy tonight! Who is this gu--

...OMG IT'S NATE AGAIN. What is he doing with that beer bottle! No there is glass EVERYWHERE! Oh my, now he is taking a piece of glass, NOOO. Blood everywhere now.

Nate ran off after killing your better mom! (Nate Ruess is on a killing spree lately...)

I wish that Nate Ruess would just stay in jail. He keeps getting away.

Granted!... For like a minute. He escapes jail once again! Dem hoes gon die

I wish Bey would release SOTS already

[inagalaxyfar]

Originally posted by N1cki F4N

Granted!... For like a minute. He escapes jail once again! Dem hoes gon die

I wish Bey would release SOTS already

Granted; but its not a single

I wish Zac Efron was gay

[BobBertran1992]

Granted, but his penis is small

I wish I could live in NY

[Fred Perry]

Originally posted by BobBertran1992

Granted, but his penis is small

I wish I could live in NY

Granted, but NY gets swallowed by a gigant sink-hole and nobody survives.

I wish unicorns were real...

[***Chu]

Granted. But they are extremely eager to kill people.

I wish I got 80% for all of my subjects in the upcoming exam.

[SpecialK]

Granted but you die thereafter.

I wish I had a boyfriend

[doodledot13]

Granted, but he's abusive and overly attached

I wish I could live in a fancy luxurious house

[genetic fail]

Granted! But you have to pay $1M monthly rent

I wish I was straight

[Nait Phoenix]

Granted. But you've been banned from ATRL for abandoning your kind publicly.

I wish to nail this job interview today!

[RihannaLoverrr]

Granted but the company who hired you goes bankrupt in a year.

I wish to know the answer to every question.

[Javier]

Granted. But you know to much which leads to the FBI killing you.

I wish I had a PS4

[Gavin.]

Granted but it has to many flaws so you break it and wish you had an Xbox instead

I wish I didn't have to work this weekend

[Hugamari]

Yay! You won't have to work this weekend! Cause you got FIRED! ^-^!!!! Starting next Monday, though, you get to work as a prison guard. Guess who is in that prison, though...NATE RUESS! And he is seeking revenge. Good luck with that one!

I wish it wasn't so cold in tha D.

[Cheeerl]

It isn't, just way too hot like the burning sun

I wish I direct the next hit music video

[AnotherGagaFan]

Originally posted by Cheeerl

It isn't, just way too hot like the burning sun

I wish I direct the next hit music video

Granted but you sleep with someone else on the set, and the artist, and get AIDS and give that artist AIDS and stir massive controversy.

I wish I could be really good at classical piano and be well known for it.

[Exotic]

Granted, but someone comes along and smashes your piano. You must buy a new one, now.

I wish I could sing.

[Penk]

Granted, now you have the ability to sing! But you could already sing before, you just weren't good at it, so your wish doesn't change anything. It's too bad you wasted your wish!

I wish the angels would win the world series this year.

[Javier]

Originally posted by Penk

Granted, now you have the ability to sing! But you could already sing before, you just weren't good at it, so your wish doesn't change anything. It's too bad you wasted your wish!

I wish the angels would win the world series this year.

Granted! But Nate Ruess gets mad that they beat his fave team that they were up against, which leads to mass shooting.






I wish my wish wasn't corrupted