[umich]

Zedd f/ Foxes, Clarity
Actual: You pull, and I push too deep.
Misheard: You poot, and I push too deep

[Relampago.]

Just Dance: "Can't find my drink or legs." when she says "Can't find my drink or man."

[BabeRocks]

Work Bitch
Real: You want a Lamborgini, Sippin Martinis, Look hot in a Biniki
Misheard: You want a Lamborgini, Sippin Martinis, Look hot in a big cake.

[Vespertine]

I remember when Just Dance finally smashed, a friend of my mine thought she was saying "sha-zam!" the whole time instead of "just dance!"

[BadX]

Obsessed - Miley Cyrus:
"Am I obsessed with you"
-> "Can I have sex with you"

[SupahBass05]

Mirrors

"and a pocket full of soap"

[Vespertine]

Originally posted by SupahBass05

Mirrors

"and a pocket full of soap"

Nnnn Justin promoting that good hygiene

[Honey]

Originally posted by SupahBass05

Mirrors

"and a pocket full of soap"

This.

[Mire]

Work Bitch: I'm the bobblah (I'm like "Who?")

[Kanji]

In Work Bitch I was singing 'Work it hard like it's your brother Shaun' in my head all of this morning
Apparently it's 'Work it hard like it's your Profession'

[DevonDreams]

The Boys
Nicki Minaj says "Don't go against Nicki, impossible"
I heard "Don't go against Nicki in a pasta bowl"

[MarryTheMonster]

Originally posted by DevonRoars

The Boys
Nicki Minaj says "Don't go against Nicki, impossible"
I heard "Don't go against Nicki in a pasta bowl"

[feelslikeadream]

Don't you worry, don't you worry child! Ciara's got a plan for you!

[HuebertMiguiel]

Wrecking Ball:

What she said: we kissed, I fell under your spell.
What I heard: we kissed, i fell under your smell.

[HuebertMiguiel]

Originally posted by feelslikeadream

Don't you worry, don't you worry child! Ciara's got a plan for you!

Nnnnn.

[posh]

I thought the lyrics to Applause were:

"The way your children scream for me"

for the longest time. I know the correct lyrics now but I still hear it.

[umich]

Originally posted by posh

I thought the lyrics to Applause were:

"The way your children scream for me"

for the longest time. I know the correct lyrics now but I still hear it.

[FudgeRainbow]

Originally posted by Mire

Work Bitch: I'm the bobblah (I'm like "Who?")

This

[iamstrong]

Westlife - Flying Without Wings

Misheard: Some find a chair in every morning
Actual: Some find it sharing every morning

(In my defense, Mark did sound like he said "chair" )

Lady Gaga - Bad Romance

Misheard: I'm in a bad romance
Actual: Caught in a bad romance

(Only found out my mistake 2 weeks ago )

Brandy- Right Here (Departed)

Misheard: When you feel your heart is stopping, and you're saying a prayer to start it
Actual: When you feel your heart's guarded, and you feel the breaks started

(I like my version better )

[SoTurntUp]

We can't stop- Miley Cyrus
Misheard: red cousins, sweaty bodies
Actual: red cups, sweaty bodies