[Caesar]

Originally posted by Heroine

one time in English class we were in the computer lab working on a project and the class was almost over so I was talking to my partner and she was talking about how she eats Chipotle like every day, and I was like oh I haven't had Chipotle in a while and she asked why, and I accidentally said REALLY loudly "my parents don't let me eat out!!" and then I realized...

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[Truffle.]

In grade 8, this popular guy brought vapours to school and began to deal them out to his friends and people. Eventually rumours caught on that the vapours had weed in them and everyone in the school was talking about it, even younger kids that weren't in our grade The kids who had the vapours found out that they would get into a ****load of trouble and began to pawn them off or hide them in their lockers, but one kid decided to be lazy and keep it in his pocket. The vice principal called out everyone who was associated to that popular kid and made them do jumping jacks in front of everybody and when I tell you the vapour flew out of that kids pocket and almost hit a ***** in the face Needless to say everyone involved got suspended for a week.

[Wotamin]

I just read the whole thread and i'm pretty sure my high school is full of nerds now

This is not in my high school, but I know someone that was tied into a school chair and then some kid pushed her out of the window like this, luckily it wasn't high at all but what the ****

[Truffle.]

During lunch in grade 3, I was being a heaux and reading on the teacher's rocking chair while acting like a bad *****. This one girl wasn't having it though cause her *** jumped out her seat and started rocking me really hard on the chair. I was literally crying for her to stop and this bitch did one more (powerful) rock and my *** flew out the chair and landed on the carpet. I was humiliated My friends didn't let me hear the end of it for 3 weeks

[1989]

Omg once we would have to lay our heads down on the table. So there was this kid who would sleep by leaving his eye open. Like he would roll his eyes all the way till you can't see his pupil he said that's how he sleeps and it looks painful tbh. I was so disgusted.

My class was ratchet. There was this bitch who hated me for some reason. Everytime I try to talk to her she would say "we're not friends" And there was another girl in my class who I hated had stank ass breath I was best friends with a girl who's last name is Butt She had the same name as me so the teachers had to call us by our last name like "____ Butt." So the girl who had stank ass breath always fought with me cause I was friends with her. She was so rude too Anyways when I left the school I heard that she became a bully and her mom took her out of the school cause she didn't believe she was And the girl who's last name was butt changed her last name to her middle name because she got bullied so bad

[Cannon]

In 6th grade some boys looked up **** on the school computer so our teacher held a meeting with all the boys of sixth grade and had a police officer come and talk to us about the illegality of it all. The whole time I thought maybe it was directed at me because I had tried to look up pictures for a school project, but the filter would always pop up saying it was ****. The boys were expelled from school after that. This was in 2003 when internet **** was really getting big. After that, I always had a big brother is watching you mentality at school

[Kim Kardashian]

My school is so boring like nothing interesting ever happens compared to the stories in this thread

[1989]

Omg so in my old school some grades shared classes and so when I was in the 6th grade the 5/6th grade shared a classroom so one day we were in the computer lab and we had free time so some boy in my grade came to a kid in the 5th grade and he said "do you want to see something cool?" And the kid said sure so he told him to put the volume all the way up and made him play scary maze when the screaming came the kid jumped and plugged his ears while the bitch was laughing his ass off then screaming was SO loud my teacher got so mad then the bitch blamed it on the poor kid that was so TRAGIC.

Also in grade 7 we had to do a egyptian project about the gods and goddesses on iMovie. so I was team up with the bitch that does illegal things and one of my friends. We had to record us saying things while we show pictures . I studdered in one part an I asked the bitch if I could retake it and she said that we don't have time Literally everyone was so sleazy on the projects and we all made it crappy. So then we had an assembly and my teacher walks up to the stage and talked about the project and SHOWED them to the entire school without even telling us. when the studdering part came on some guy I found cute just smiled at me but it wasnt bad overall (except for the drawings ) Some group made a song about the god they picked with the rhythm of "Team" by Lorde and the way he was singing had the us SCREAMING it was dreadful omg. Luckily the kid who sang it was in the philippines otherwise he would've been dragged. Everyone made fun of his singing I'll never forgive my teacher for that though

[wesleywalrus]

I remember this thread

[Admiral Bobbery]

Nothing really major ever happened at my school. There are a couple of messy band stories that are more drama than anything else. Probably the coolest thing that happened was the time the power generator (I think that was it anyway) at our high school blew up. It was a nice spring day on what I think was junior year, maybe it was sophomore, can't really remember. Anyway the generator was kept in the room above the English class I had at the time. All of the sudden we heard a big boom and we were all like "what the hell was that" and that's when the lights went out and cue dramatic ass screaming from idiots who think they are funny.

After that calmed down we were kept inside the school for about ten or so minutes while the janitorial and office staff scrambled up and down the hallway trying to figure out what happened. Once it was established that we were not under some kind of attack we were all led out of the school building and to the football field since it's really the only place big enough to house all of us students. I remember this part pretty well because we all had to use our cellphones to light the way out because they didn't have enough flashlights for all the teachers.

Anyway we were led to the field and were told that they were going to try and see if they could fix everything in a timely manner. So while that happened we all got into groups and just chatted up. Eventually that got boring so we all started playing games. One one the PE teachers went back and brought out some footballs so there became a massive free for all football game. Another big group formed to play red rover red rover (it was fun watching the teachers get in on that one) and another one did duck duck goose (once again it was fun watching the teachers play that one too). They even eventually brought out tubs full of Gatorade bottles that had been put in concession stands for later use.

Anyway after about an hour and a half when it became obvious that nothing was going to get fixed anytime soon they sent out the notice that they were going to close early so for the next half hour they went about getting the buses to the school and making sure all of us had rides home or at least got close enough. In my case I had to take a bus to the middle school and walk to my mom's office. Anyway, they let us back in the building to get our stuff and that's kind of how that day ended. It was honestly one of my favorite days from school ever.

[Jonathan Peter]

I remember in Year 11/12 we made the P.E. teacher's wife cry as we wouldn't shut up, he got really pissed off at us after he came back into the room.
In Year 10, our year head shouted at one of our classmates and it scared me so much I near cried.
In Year 10/11, my French teacher was an absolute bitch to me, she started shouting at me and saying how my work in my revision book was terrible, mind you it was, it wasn't lined that well and it was all over the place, I started crying in front of everyone, I was annoyed.
In Transition Year, which was Year 13, a girl put a pic on her on Facebook, with her face to the screen really close up, which said "I still can't see and my name " Basically she was making fun of my poor eyesight, this was when I could not see the writing on my own screen that well so I had my face close up to the screen to be able to see it.
I remember in Year 8/9 we were at the old school and apparently someone had drugs so the PSNI were called in and it was really awkward.
And I got in trouble for staying off for an extended time, just after my grandmother had died, could they not just let me grieve instead of shouting at me, I did tell them what had happened as I was off before she was critically ill.
I remember, everyone was supposed to turn up for Mandarin class, turns out I was the only one who turned up I just started chatting to the teacher about China and stuff, it was so awkward.

Nothing serious or stupid ever happened at my school, I just put what happened to me that happened to me, although one of my friends in secondary school when absolutely bats**t at a guy we all hated, she just went mental and started shouting at him and screaming, it was so funny,

[1989]

C'mon yall I need some more stories

[Scene.]

The headmaster and the secretary of my high school were caught having sex in his office and were both fired because of it.

[willmcclure9]

Lord these stories

Well my school wasn't that messy but in grade 11 there was this couple, they were both fat and they had sex in the disable toilet and then they got exposed. Eventually the goss ended up on the 'Varsity College parents' page and all the parents were bitching about her and she got on there and started dragging all the parents for filth. It was lowkey iconic and the biggest scandal of the year.

[Zoraluv]

I was at a christian school for 3 years and one year a kid got busted for weed so the pastor made all the kids in the high school part (at the time only 50 ) sit in one room as he held the 'weed' and the kid who was trying to sell in the front of the room and he talked about the dangers

Another time, at the same time school a girl named mergeunen (tbh idk how its spelt its like merge, as in mergeing into a road and eon, such a weird ****ing name!!)
anyway she spelt with a bunch of guys in a bathroom and the poor lil old lady who sold snacks at lunch (also cleans up after lunch) caught them once

and we all had to sit in the church part of the school cuz the pastor wanted us to confess who did it even tho he knew and I was so mad like I had no ****ing idea!!!!!

[Poxy]

One of my friends is a mess. He got a girl pregnant in 7th grade but she had an abortion. He then convinced himself he was gay sophomore year and would shove markers up his butt to make sure "he was." He would make out with his closest straight male friend and then came to the conclusion he wasn't. That same year a little after that he got some random girl pregnant a few towns over and would always detail his sex stories with her, I fondly remember his first time 69ing as he called it a "delicious dinner for two" and he asked me one day if 3 inches was too small for his erect or is but the girl had a miscarriage and after that he became a devout catholic. Late junior year he started to relapse a bit and missed the girl from the other town. So I convinced this girl from our same game that everyone thought was annoying because she had a huge ego that he had a crush on her, and I told my friend the same story but that SHE had a crush on him. At first they were both grossed out but 3 years later they're the happiest couple

[1989]

Bumping

[prodigy]

Some of these stories

My primary school and high school were both pretty tame. The worst thing I did in primary school was kick a girl's foot in first grade for picking her nose, and the teacher saw and gave me a detention. Then in fourth grade there was this annoying girl who kept hitting my leg in the playground so I stepped on her hand and she told the teacher, but I explained the situation so we both ended up getting detentions :dead banana: That same year I was also continuously called into the student welfare centre with my friends even though I can honestly say I NEVER bullied anyone, but my friends always did so I got dragged into these anti-bullying sessions with them Then in grade five that same girl who's hand I stepped on in grade 4 reported me to the assistant principle for no reason saying that I constantly bullied her. I nearly got suspended for no reason. I swear she had it out for me...and I was one of the nicest people to her because I felt sorry that no one even liked her. :roll eyes:

My high school was pretty tame although in seventh grade it was my friend and my turn to do garbo duty and apparently there was a bomb threat and the whole school evacuated except us. We thought it was just an assembly and just continued to pick up rubbish because it was our day. Then we found out nearly an hour after the threat what was going on even though there was no announcement over the speakers, and the teacher yelled at us for not evacuating the school

Also one of my closest friends was 16 and he got a 13 year old girl pregnant who had already had 2 abortions before with other guys. She ended up having a third abortion. She was hot though...

But compared to some of you guys my high school was pretty boring.

[Floyd Mayweather]

This obese girl tried to rape me in class

[1989]

Originally posted by Bustabey

This obese girl tried to rape me in class