Member Since: 1/1/2014
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BYONCÉ SPEAKS
Hello BYONCÉ, congratulations on your nominations.
Thank you very much, Superpower, and thank you for meeting my interview accommodations of a carved cheese sculpture and burgundy toilet paper.
You're the most nominated member. Did you expect such a great reception?
I knew that there was some support for my initial nomination campaign, but I never expected such a big response, much less being the most nominated member. I feel like it’s really a testament to how hard I pushed to make sure I was known within the ATRL Hive. There are a lot of us, but I guarantee you won’t find another BYoncé.
Is there a category you wish you were nominated? Why?
It’s not one I necessarily wish I was nominated in, but I’m surprised that I didn’t get nominated for Love Drought Bee, which was a category I was initially pushing alongside categories I did get into, like Pollen Collector and Visual Artist. Considering how much bigger the actual nominations I got were, I’m sort of glad that I wasn’t nominated for what is, in hindsight, the Irrelevant Hive category. 
Despite a lot of jealousy, you remained classy and focused throughout the award season. Do you think that could hurt your chances of winning Pray You Catch These Hands?
I don’t think so. For one, Pray You Catch These Hands is about the best dragger in the Hive, and I know I clocked a few of these bottoms in the thread. However, if I had let them get the best of me and went all out, I would’ve had quite a few more warning points. PYCTH means nothing if you’re banned before you can accept it.
Just because these other girls think they’re being cute when they bring up my name for attention, doesn’t mean that I have to swiftly collect them. If I dragged every basic bee that wanted to show they ass, it’d just mean I have low standards. Put that in your unaired Wendy interview, bitches.
I'm giving you an open mic. This is your chance to drag anyone you like. Go!
Okay first I’d like to thank Beyoncé for being a bad bitch and inspiring me to never lower my standards, even as her standards for promotion get lower each era. Um, Rihanna, you’re an evil transphobic goat-vocal ass bitch and I hope you get deported for your crimes against ear drums everywhere! Jeez, there are so many people to list here, Hivy, I heard from Floyd that your ***** is so stank that your STDs have STDs (by Cupcakke on iTunes now!). Bijonse, I’d say get off your high horse but you couldn’t even be on a horse since you spend all your time on your back. Summertime Love… next. JimmyWhy, sometimes I think I promote a lot, but then I realize that while my campaign is hard work, your Babee Boy promotion is more like that of a label puppet. Mostly because of the rumors that someone’s stuck a hand up your ass. Lastly, to each and every Albino Alligator (nominee or not), the existence of all of you provides an amazing argument in favor of the pro-choice movement! I’d drag more but unfortunately, I am late for my red carpet dress consultation, bye hoes!
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You betta expose the good sis for her old man ****ing ways
