tell ur momma ... thanks for creating such a beautiful girl like u ... and happy B'Day ... tell her if she needs any stippers...just for the hell of it... i will rent some ...
I admit i do on my lab assistant. He came to check up on me since i got hit by one of those pellet things in the lab the other day. If only i was single i would love to measure his meter stick
Had to drive a friend to a doctor for appointment and he was telling me that he has to get get some evasive work done today. So anyways they call him in and he looks at me and was like i already feel so violated i blurted out do you thing honey. He laughs at first and was like why did you say that. I said i don't know i was trying to be supportive. He was like thanks dear but right now was not the time for that line.
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j/k
