My friends are idiots
So this one friend of mine is a business major and he is taking chemistry lab (to fulfill a general science requirement) and in class he's learning about neutralizations. So he goes home and buys a super strong concentration of sodium hydroxide and hydrochloric acid and wants to drink the mixture . So he calls me and is like "monte you're a science major right? I did something wrong my hand is burned and my throat is super dry what is happening"
Idiot like if he only asked me
