You: Hello
Stranger: Hey
You: Hows it going?
Stranger: Fine here, with u?
You: Everything is good here.
Stranger:
You: Hey you like Ke$ha?
Stranger: Hmmm think so
You: Her single comes out at the end of this month September 25th it's called Die Young
Stranger: dont listen to her much but her songs are fine
Stranger: u/
Stranger: ?
Stranger: oh didnt know
You: I LOVE Ke$ha.
You: You should buy it on iTunes
You: $1.29
Stranger: haha m or f?
Stranger: ill first watch on youtube
You: I'll show you my private goodies if you buy it
You: You like nudes?
Stranger: If u are f yes
You: I'll show my **** if you promise to buy the single
Stranger: why u want me to buy it?
Stranger: are u kesha?
Stranger: haha sure
Stranger: only if they are nice
You: Of course 38 D baby
Stranger: Nice!
Y'all I'm done I can't