Its because you are a try hard mess Miley. Who cares if you show your boobs when you embarrass yourself so much more by just walking, talking etc.
Miley is like second hand embarrassment personified. Shes that girl in college who smokes a joint starts buying 'free the weed' hoodies and saying how hardcore she is
Also Miley, your tongue is disgusting and were all over it, you minger.