first of all . Im from Saudi Arabia .. so women here wear Abaya and Niqab and that whole black thing when their out so It's hard to recognize ur family from other women XD !!.. can't remember how many times I blindly followed a woman in a mall thinking she was my mom or sis and then I'd be like " OMG SIS LOOK AT THIS DRESS" or shoes .. and the woman would look SO SURPRISED and SCARED and OFC I PANIC and say SORRY and RUN ..
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Originally posted by rihannabiggestfan
You know when the class spontaneously gets quiet after they're really loud? 
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they ALWAYS do that when I'm saying gay stuff like OMG or talking in my high pitch voice .. or describing a Dress to my friends or when I'm singing ofc ..
and ALOT of times they'd all just tell each others to shut up and stare at me and my friends .. 90% of our talk gay so .. when that happens usually my voice start shrinking and I try to whisper and get rly uncomfortable XD .. sometimes I'd tell them off if I was feeling courageous
HOW MANY TIMES me and my friends were gonna get caught by students or teachers while Moaning or dancing on each others imitating a music video or just being SO GAY .. AH those moments make me feel like "PLEASE EARTH SWALLOW ME NOW"
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in 7th-8th grade my mom walked in on me watching 2 guys kissing on youtube (I was innocent back then) and she was like "what r u watching and why did u close it" .. ofc my face turned red and my body felt so hot .. I told her "it was just a music video with nudity" and she was like "then open it" .. ofc paniced and all I opened Ashley Tisdale's "He Said She Said" she was like "I knew it was gay movies" and like 1-2 months later she teased me about it . she told my older bro "If i told u what Tariq was watching on youtube the other day" . THANK GOD he was talking and didn't listen to her .. OMG
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also in 8th grade we had a religion teacher who looked ALOT like Bin Ladin .. so my friend was talking to him about grades and I ran up to them both and I shouted BIN LADIN .. hoping he wouldnt notice or WTVR I WAS SO DUMB !!!! .. He starred at me .. and took me to the head teacher's office and I had to swear (lying) that I didnt mean anything and I was just talking to my friend about Bin Ladin cuz we were talking about him earlier .. I think he hated me for the rest of the semester .. GUSH I felt so scarred
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My BFF told me that when he was in 1st-2nd grade he'd pull down his pants and starts PEEING IN CLASS and go around in circles like some kind of Pee Turnado or wtvr .. and then the teacher yelled and him and told him to stop HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH
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10th grade . I used to get erections ALL THE TIME in class .. so I tucked it in my pants & told the teacher I wanted to go to the bathroom .. I went and the door was closed and alot of boys were there standing by the door so I couldnt w8 there .. I went inside in class and I WAS SO STUPID I told the teacher "the bathroom is closed" he said "what" and while I was repeating .. my erections sprung out of my pants .. and I tried to hide it by putting my hand on my thigh .. but I think it was too late . THANK GOD it was a free period and no1 was paying attention to me or the teacher >_>
Sry for the long post ._.