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Discussion: Have your parents ever caught you having sex/jacking off?
Member Since: 3/5/2011
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Originally posted by VilsonMuqa
haha this thread is funny xDD
I am bisexuelle, and I **** with my best friend M. (he is bi too)
and I nobody knows that I am Bi, just my best friend and Bujar.
I **** with Bujar since I am 13...
One day my best friend was at my home, I was in MSN.
I saw that Bujar logged in, I wrote him. I asked him if we should do a threesome.
with my best friend, Bujar & me.
he said, no ur best friend will tell it to everyone. (Bujar is hetero, M is bi )
so me & my best friend did a plan!
Bujar & I go ****ing in his cellar, & mike comes to!
Bujar lifes in a apartment house, so Mike & I went in to the apartment. Mike hid behind a door.
I alled bujar and said him, he should come, I am waiting!
he came and we went to the cellar. I said to him put your pants off I will be right back!
I wetn to the door and left my best friend in!
it was dark in the room. So bujar & I were making out..
Then I asked him.. I want to do a threesome so bad! Should I call my best friend!?!
he said no are u stupid.
hahaha and then I said, its too late, I did it xD
he said are u kidding me?!
Me: NO!
and then we had a threesome *___* xDD
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Member Since: 7/21/2007
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Ive been spotted through our window jacking off and this one time i was watching **** in the house alone and a relative came to the door. It obviously planned to ignore them but i checked who it was through the window and they seen me so I had to answer the door with the HUGE BONER. I tried to hide it but they looked directly at it and it got VERY AWKWARD.
They havent visited since.
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Member Since: 5/14/2011
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Quote:
Originally posted by VilsonMuqa
haha this thread is funny xDD
I am bisexuelle, and I **** with my best friend M. (he is bi too)
and I nobody knows that I am Bi, just my best friend and Bujar.
I **** with Bujar since I am 13...
One day my best friend was at my home, I was in MSN.
I saw that Bujar logged in, I wrote him. I asked him if we should do a threesome.
with my best friend, Bujar & me.
he said, no ur best friend will tell it to everyone. (Bujar is hetero, M is bi )
so me & my best friend did a plan!
Bujar & I go ****ing in his cellar, & mike comes to!
Bujar lifes in a apartment house, so Mike & I went in to the apartment. Mike hid behind a door.
I alled bujar and said him, he should come, I am waiting!
he came and we went to the cellar. I said to him put your pants off I will be right back!
I wetn to the door and left my best friend in!
it was dark in the room. So bujar & I were making out..
Then I asked him.. I want to do a threesome so bad! Should I call my best friend!?!
he said no are u stupid.
hahaha and then I said, its too late, I did it xD
he said are u kidding me?!
Me: NO!
and then we had a threesome *___* xDD
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At least you got a threesome in the end
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Member Since: 5/27/2010
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Quote:
Originally posted by VilsonMuqa
Then I asked him.. I want to do a threesome so bad! Should I call my best friend!?!
he said no are u stupid.
hahaha and then I said, its too late, I did it xD
he said are u kidding me?!
Me: NO!
and then we had a threesome *___* xDD
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Well it would have only been rude of him not to at that point. You already called the other guy and everything.
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Member Since: 6/4/2010
Posts: 38,919
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Originally posted by Ryou Itaru Hou
My parents didn't but my brother caught me ****ing my pillow
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Originally posted by TrinityDanger
LMAO I can't...
Tell me the story sis ...
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It was like 2 in the morning and we were talking on Yahoo Messenger and he was saying he was about to come over. I told him no because it was late as hell and I knew my brother would be coming home soon, but he kept saying he was bored and came over anyway. So he came and his brought like this bag with him that had his clothes & **** in them so I guess he planned on spending the night.
So we watched some tv, played some video games, and then he went to take a shower. He yelled out my name and told me to help him turn the shower on hot because we had some weird ass advanced shower that was kind of confusing to figure out. I came in the bathroom and he was stripped down to his boxers, but they were kinda hanging off his ass so I was like
Anyway I tried to ignore it and put the shower on hot for him, but when I turned around he kind of threw me in there and we started making out and grinding on each other. A few minutes later my brother walked in and gagged. He gave him a fierce jab and told him to get lost. I think he had a problem with the fact that the boy was like 22 and I was only 16. IDK. I'm just glad he didn't catch us having sex.
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Who's stupid enough to allow this?
Luckily don't live at home anymore.
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Member Since: 4/20/2011
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Originally posted by Kay.Bee
I've never had sex in my bedroom.... that's too boring and uncreative. I'm all for having sex in cars or disclosed/discreet locations in public. I love the thrill of possibly being caught. I guess I'm a bit of an exhibitionist.
Anyway, I've probably been caught by pretty much everyone but my parents. When your boyfriend is digging for treasure in your ***** at the movies and that guy comes over and flashes the light on you. Ch... ****in snitches! I'm glad I moved from that town.
I guess my closest experience by an adult in my family came from my aunt. Brothers, sisters, and cousins don't count. Me and my ex were getting it in in my car in my driveway and I guess my aunt was leaving to go home and here her ass comes knocking on my window. Don't you hate when they interrupt during the climax!? So yeah me and him are rustling around trying to get **** together to see what she wants. When I finally let me window down she's like "girl y'all didn't have to stop. The way this car was shaking it seems like you were in for quite an experience. Anyway, I hope y'all are using a condom. See you tomorrow!". I mean she didn't really see anything because it was night and my windows are tinted to the point where it's illegal, but it was just weird in the fact that my aunt is somewhat conservative and I expected her to judge me.
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These stories are
GOOD
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Member Since: 6/4/2010
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at the boy jacking awf next to his mom.
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Member Since: 6/4/2010
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Originally posted by BlackJesus
I was caught by my aunt while my uncle was sucking my dick and I was sucking his too! She walked in as we were swallowing each others loads
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GWORL!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Member Since: 12/13/2010
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Member Since: 6/10/2010
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Quote:
Originally posted by BlackJesus
I was caught by my aunt while my uncle was sucking my dick and I was sucking his too! She walked in as we were swallowing each others loads
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OMG.
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Member Since: 12/13/2010
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I love this story !
I want something like this happen to me too xD
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:ahh : I can't...
But in some way that's very nice of your brother.
I never got caught by my brothers , but every guy I try to meet they try to sabotage it. They always hate the guys I bring over , or try to meet.
But I almost always do it in secret I'm to scared to have sex in my room...
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Member Since: 6/20/2010
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Originally posted by qwerty22
"I don't know. It's probably a pop-up."
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That reminds me. When I was watching a live stream for Beyoncé's Glastonbury performance, my mom walked in and grabbed a chair, to watch it with me. Eventually the stream froze and I decided to look for another one. I found one, but as soon as I hit "play", two **** ads popped up. So here I was, trying to close them as fast as I possibly could with my mom right next to me. It was so awkward.
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Member Since: 6/4/2010
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Quote:
Originally posted by VilsonMuqa
I love this story !
I want something like this happen to me too xD
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Get Bujar in the shower with you.
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Originally posted by TrinityDanger
:ahh : I can't...
But in some way that's very nice of your brother.
I never got caught by my brothers , but every guy I try to meet they try to sabotage it. They always hate the guys I bring over , or try to meet.
But I almost always do it in secret I'm to scared to have sex in my room...
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I guess, he is always kind of ruining the mood though. I was planning on having sex this one guy but he kind of came home and stayed in the room with us trying to make conversation.
It's nawt a problem anymore though cause I'm in a relationship and we tend to have sex pretty much everywhere except the bedroom.
I've caught one of my brothers having sex so many times it doesn't make any sense. It's like he doesn't give a **** and just don't care where he do it or who see him.
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Member Since: 8/24/2008
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Quote:
Originally posted by BlackJesus
I was caught by my aunt while my uncle was sucking my dick and I was sucking his too! She walked in as we were swallowing each others loads
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Sweet Jesus.
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Member Since: 4/20/2011
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Originally posted by MonstahNL
That reminds me. When I was watching a live stream for Beyoncé's Glastonbury performance, my mom walked in and grabbed a chair, to watch it with me. Eventually the stream froze and I decided to look for another one. I found one, but as soon as I hit "play", two **** ads popped up. So here I was, trying to close them as fast as I possibly could with my mom right next to me. It was so awkward.
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AMAZING
awkward
moment.
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Member Since: 12/27/2010
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No cause masturbation doesn't really appeal to me =/
Whenever I feel horny ill just rub my **** (even tho i heard its dangerous for the implants) I feel more appropriate.
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Member Since: 3/5/2011
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This whole thread is giving me life.
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Member Since: 4/20/2011
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Quote:
Originally posted by iLays
My big brother caught my ex lubing up his dick and my brother whooped his ass omg i can't even.
My mom opened up my mail and saw my Thugmart.Com Catalog We had a 'talk'.
Im sure tha whole house clocked my **** when i was watching this epic ass ****. When i watch **** i get off from tha HD Quality,i like to see every detail of tha pussyhole and tha **** along with tha amazing moans that really get me off, so i connect my external to my 32 inch and watch it on tv. So what happened was,i have these wireless headphones right,and i wear them when im watching tha **** so tha moans can be loud a **** in my ear,im here for that. So im over here flippin thru scenes and movies for like and hour and a half,cuz i can never just watch 1 scene,im picky as ****. So i finally get my nut,and i take off tha headphones and tha moaning is still loud as ****. So im like damn i must have tha volume in tha headphones on to tha max cuz this **** sound like it's in my face,so i go to flip tha switch off tha headphones...and them bitches ain't even on! All that time i was watching that **** with tha loud ass moans coming from tha TV loud as **** and i JUST KNOW everyone heard it. I was so scared to even leave my room in tha morning cuz i thought someone would say something
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What's Thugmart.com?
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