G.R.L is formed by the lovely members Emmalyn Estrada, Simone Battle, Paula Van Oppen, Lauren Bennett, and Natasha Slayton.
G.R.L is currently slaying along side Pitbul with Wild Wild Love
They made that song the hit it is
The Pop genre was in emergency when PCD slaughtered it and major companies to lose money.
G.R.L influenced teamwork and made that impact upon other girl groups
G.R.L confidently stepped up to the plate and gave life to Pop genre.
G.R.L is the true reason why PCD split up.
G.R.L caused PCD's horse hair to sweat and tangle up as well.
G.R.L appeared on numerous commercials and a Super Bowl commercial as well... but when will PCD...WOOPS TOO LATEthey split
Well Im disgusted on how group a that worked hard is being compared to worthless figures
Their group name is Pussycat Dolls for a reason.
I guess its easier to be set out than work for what you got
All of Pussycat Dolls (seperate member) albums have flopped harder than John Mccain thinking he was gonna be president.
Nicole Scrotomger is so cheap because Pussycat Dolls last album flopped she had to grow her own coat for the winter
Now Carmit Backhare was caught in the act using a left over Thanksgiving Ham
No I'm not letting the other three straggly hoes get away. Melody Thornton(why the hell her parents name her that knowing she cant keep one?)
No wonder why Snoop listed her last in their song "Buttons" The song declined so hard that it affected Snoops personal image he had to go under Snoop Lion for a while
Now Jessica Sutta album sold 99.9% less than G.R.L Promotional single Vacation from Smurfs 2. Not to mention she dances like a constipated horse http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mwZSTPWQRCw (2:00 to save you from a hospital trip)
Simone and Emmalyn serves with their vocals compared to The Crow Nicole
Let's all thank Lauren Bennett for showing Kimberly how to wear the blonde look. #poorKimberly
Oh and bow to Paula for going natural and dancing like a angel
2. -brian - Michelle Williams vs. Beyonce
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at people thinking they can even compare the singer, (real) songwriter, model, producer, actress, philanthropist, WNBA team owner, religious deity, THE MICHELLE WILIAMS to the ****ing Pepsi commercial girl
Are you guys forgetting that Destiny's Child was MICHELLE & Co.? Literally NOBODY ****ing checked for Matthew's daughter Michelle promoted NATURAL beauty and NATURAL talent and the world knew that. Matthew's daughter dances like a ****ing robot, she has NO rhythm or skill The only reason IT was even in the group was because of ITS ****ing father
This is why MichALLAH's debut album after DC FLEW to #1 on the US Gospel Chart And where was the other one? NOWHERE TO BE FOUND Michelle's album was 2002's #1 best selling gospel album in the US and she was the #5 TOP GOSPEL ARTISTS of the US. Solange's sister didn't even make the ****ing list
Not to mention a decade later and GODelle is STILL slaying, her hit single "The Greatest" hit #1 on the US dance chart in 2008, when was the last time KLEPTONCÉ had a US dance hit? Oh that's right, it was with DC Everyone knows about her thievery, literally every song from that atrocious album is STOLEN from some r&b indie act like That's why it's FLOPPING
#203 Honduras
#209 South Africa
#243 Ecuador
#247 Macau
#266 Mexico
#352 Austria
#354 Spain
Can't even get a Top 200 album anymore Poor it
How can you even stan for Jay-Z's girlfriend/maid? She has a song on her ****ing album called Blow that's about all the dicks she sucked to get her gigs That's the only reason she even booked the Super Bowl The only reason people didn't protest was because of Michelle's special guest appearance, that's why the entire ****ing stadium BOOED while Matthew's daughter lip synched and did her Just Dance routine Only until MICHALLAH showed up did the audience react positively, the GP knows the TRUTH
3. Bey_RihStan - Azealia Banks vs. Nicki Minaj
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WARNING: The following "dragging" does not actually reflect the way I feel about nicki
ICKI GARBAJ, THE FAKE BITCH
CHRONICLES, & Why Slayzalea Banks .IS QUEEN OF RAP
First of all we need to talk about how much better of a ShapeShifter this bitch is, I mean she can go from Black To white, like no other.
Here's an example:
Another
And yet, another
A picture of her holding her Grammys & Number one hits(if they were tangible)
Slayzalea is Much more global with ONE Hit, than nicki has ever been.
This proves that WHATEVER Icki spits out of her Monstrous Ass, it could NEVER BE better than what the queen of Rap does on her worst day.
last but not least! her reaction to her lack of number ones
4. rl231 - Christina Millian vs. Rihanna
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So finals are finally over, and now, I've moved out of my dorm, so here's my hopefully not crappy entry...
Christina Milian: Better than Rih Rih
Xtina Milian is clearly better than Rihanna. I mean, look at that picture. Christina clearly looks better while Rihanna looks like she's trying to adjust her crotch. #shesgotherownMANDOWNthere
Christina Milian was telling us to dip it low and bring it up slow before Rihanna was relevant, which just proves that Rihanna's irrelevant to Christina Milian.
Then, there's the people that Rihanna dates...like this dude
The way he's sucking that lollipop shows the other things that he sucked for Rihanna...
Also, Rihanna can't act as she won the Razzie, which is the equivalent for an Oscar in bad acting, for the flop that was Battleship. Christina Milian can act though as she's been in plenty of movies and TV shows like Be Cool with Uma Thurman and John Travolta and Pulse with Kristen Bell, and she even had her OWN movie with Bring It On: Fight to the Finish. Will Rihanna ever be able to do that? Please...
Then, there's TV. Rihanna had her own show called Styled to Flop Rock, which flopped with terrible ratings on Bravo. Christina Milian actually was a co-host on a little show called The Voice, which is actually not little at all but HUGE, like massively ginormous. Will Rihanna have something like that? Yeah...keep dreaming
But both the girls are known as artists, Rihanna created this song:
and Christina created this song:
Clearly, Christina has the better music because Dip It Low is CLEARLY the better song. I mean, look at Rihanna, she looks like a ratchet ass mess in that video while Christina Milian looks like a gorgeous minx
And that is why Christina Milian is infinitely better than Ms. Ree Ree
5. Starships - Jessica Simpson vs. Britney Spears
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6. Lucky#17 - Mandy Moore vs. Britney Spears
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Originally posted by Lucky#17
My name is Mandy Moore. I'm a bitter 30-year-old bitch whose never broken the music industry. But I would like to talk about one thing... Britney ****in' Spears.
Okay, so I mean I know I've never had like three #1s hits before... but like I'm WAY better than that hoe. I mean... I'm definitely prettier!
I can actually dance!
I'm not chewing on some ****ing plastic like a cow every hour!
I have WAY more longevity in the Philippines!
And I'm not some psycho-maniac... No, I'm pretty sane...
SHE IS PROUD OF WHO SHE IS
Unlike Michael Insecurities Jackson, Miranda accepts herself just how God made her (She's perfect anyway). She didn't have to bleach her skin for like 30 years to become white (and without looking like a skin cancer patient!!!). Also, She didn't need surgical intervention (After all those surgeries Michael's nose looks like it's going to crumble and fall) to have a perfect nose.
CHILDREN LOVE MIRANDA
Some delusional people claim that Michael is the King of Pop, but he doesn't even have a KCA (Unlike Queen Miranda, Children lover her!!!). What kind of king you are If your followers are limited to a certain demographic? On the other hand, Michael Jackson has 14 letters, so does child's molester. He used to invite children to his house to "play" with them and that's why he is the last person you would want near your children. DO NOT LEAVE YOUR CHILDREN WITH MICHAEL JACKSON!! I WARN YOU!!
SHE HAD HER OWN TV SHOW
Did Michael have a tv show with such impact in the pop culture just like iCarly? NO! I mean, even The First Lady and One Direction were special guests in Miranda's show! Michael could never! She is a true icon of the modern times!
SHE IS A SAINT
Mother Cosgrove would not hurt a fly, She is kind with everyone (Mother Teresa who). On the other hand, Michael is the evil. You gotta be dumb to hold a child like that in a balcony. What kind of father is that? That poor child could have died! Someone call the child protective services!!
LIKE FAVE, LIKE STAN
Michael's stans are a bunch of brainwashed losers who follow the most overrated piece of trash of all time. Miranda is the opposite, a flawless queen, icon, webshow host, philanthropist, kca winner, and her stans are hot like her. (i.g. Dylan)
8. MiMiLamb - Kat Deluna vs. Shakira
9. Zune - Cher Lloyd vs. Cher
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How can some old irrelevant retirement home wannabe popstar be considered more legendary then Cher Lloyd?
Particularly how can Cher's fan come for Cher lloyd when Cher Lloyd at least has had multiple charting singler this decade when Cher has to rely on her son's* transition to carry her only fanbase, the gays, to suttlely support Cher?
Cher Lloyd has taken the World by Storm with one of the biggest global debut singles in the history called "Want U Back". The funny thing is after being 40ish years in the music industry, you would think Cher would be able to know (because its questionable how much she can see, read or hear) how to get a hit single in the 2010's. Not even a song attempting to finally include women into buying her single "Woman's World" would get her a hit single.
Heck even when getting the most up to date airplay for one of Cher's "legendary singles" and compared it to Want U Back, the result:
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CHER If I Could Turn Back Time: 0.153
CHER LLOYD Want U Back: 0.201
Who knew Cher Lloyd could outplay Cher's most "iconic" single. Poor Cher
Maybe its because the video, an artist's biggest platform to promoting a song, despite Cher's millions of dollars could not afford her afford her a wig that doesn't look tacky and out of trend
Even as a debut artist Cher Lloyd can hold her video in a Diner and still look more expensive then the budget Cher lloyd was given for the video
And how can anyone question Cher Lloyd's relevancy when Cher Lloyd is on track to releasing her second album? It's not like the record companies are willing to release albums of Cher every 2 years like Cher Lloyd gets to and she has proven that she can sell records. Clearly the record companies know that Cher Lloyd is in much higher demand and doesn't even need to ploy a certain type of homosexual fans to buy her album. Cher Lloyd appeals to all fans, not just to ones that like to play with someone who has the same body parts as they do.
Cher Lloyd is also a beauty icon and classy sex symbol of today. Look at these photos below, if you can't tell Cher Lloyd has a body of a Victoria Secret Angel. After much digging through the graveyard of photos of Cher I found what Cher looked like in her "youth"
Clearly people are more likely to get off to the classy sex symbol that Cher Lloyd is while
Before Fame:
After Fame:
Before & After:
I must apologize though on behalf of Cher's behalf, the picture hardly captures her botoxed ridden looks as we know her as today. At least Cher Lloyd did as much as droping the twisers from her eyebrows. I can't recommend anything else Cher can do to be relevant and popular when Cher Lloyd is around. Its just the pits to see a grandma trying to compete with a 20 year old. We all know in the back of our minds Cher Lloyd is someone Cher could never keep up with.
*Note: Cher's son was born in the "wrong body" and transitioned from presenting himself from a female to a male
10. Element - Paula Abdul vs. Madonna
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INTRODUCTION
Paula Abdul is the TRUE queen of the late 1980s and early 1990s. Many people say the ruler of this time was Madonna. Madonna is an irrelevant HAS BEEN, who never impacted music in the way the Queen Abdul did. Paula was so influential that planes were crashing down because of her presence. All Madonna can break is her own leg and nose, because she is #DUMB.
LOOK at this beauty, reflecting the deepest workings of the human spirit and psyche:
QUEEN OF MAGAZINES
Paula Abdul was OUTSELLING Ma-do-over in 1990, according to this ***flawless magazine cover. Her eyebrow game is ON POINT, too. She knows how to SERVE face. Making all the d***s rise in the 7/11 shopping line.
When will Madonna's eyebrows?
ART + POP = PAULA
Paulord Abdallah is the REAL reason for ARTPOP, the groundbreaking musical genre that reached incredible popularity in late 2013 because of Lady Gaga. Madonna tries to leech off of modern day stars, and tries to gain relevance by saying that Gaga copies her. In reality, however, Gaga copies Paula Abdul. Paula is ART, Paula is POP, Paula is the true inspiration for the young stars of today. Madonna is a delusional, old hag who has no artistic impact on the present day.
Just look at Paulord's outfits, and contain your excitement and awe and wonder:
ARTPOP:
ARTPOP (inspiring queen ASHANTI):
ARTPOP:
A-R-T-P-O-P:
SO MUCH ARTPOP:
DANCE LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW
Paula Abdul has always been a better dancer than Madonna. She is just AMAZING at tap dancing. And she works that ponytail like the queen that she is! When will Magonorrhea?
Magonorrhea can NOT dance at all. She can't even move her own body without being carried around by her backup dancers like a frail bag of bones. Her dance "moves" are so bad, that you shouldn't even try to suffer past like 0:37 in this video -- trust me:
DID YOU KNOW? Paula Abdul is actually the lost female MJ (Michael Jackson)??
Paula had four number one hits from one album, and then made sure that she wouldn't tie Michael Jackson's record of five, by ensuring that one song would only reach #3 on the Hot 100. This is seen in the following chart (right hand column):
Paula could have forever been THE female MJ. The other holder of this record. But she was so kind and gracious to future pop stars, that she decided not to tie Michael Jackson's record. She allowed Katy Perry to become the female Michael Jackson. Madonna is a self-centered bitch who would never show this level of kindness and courtesy to another human being.
TELEVISION
Paula Abdul is such a talent, full of longevity and popularity, that multiple TV shows wanted to have her! She has graced the stages of some HUGELY successful TV shows: American Idol, So You Think You Can Dance, and The X Factor to name a few. She even had her OWN TV show, and it was so good that they had to cancel it, to protect the general public from its slayage. No one wants to see Madonna on TV, so no one invites her to play such important roles like they do for Paula.
Paula's hair on TV is so much better than Madonna's hair ever has been! Serving troll doll realness:
Look at that awesome weave! Madonna's rat's nest could never:
HUMANITARIAN
Paula Abdul is a true humanitarian -- the OPPOSITE of Madonna. Madonna allows 13 year old boys to drink alcohol, and is irresponsible enough to post it on Instagram!!!!
Paula Abdul would NEVER allow these dangerous things to happen to other people. That's why she absorbs destructive behavior into herself, instead! Allegedly, she was dependent on pain prescriptions and this SAVED the life of at least one other person who would have become dependent too.
CONCLUSION
In conclusion, Paula Abdul is STRAIGHT UP the winner of this battle with Madonna. There is no question. Paula beats her in everything, and has for 25 years. Paula is a true entertainer, humanitarian, and goddess that Madonna just will never be. Madonna is a cold hearted snake, with no success. Paula is a warm hearted chinchilla, who loves to dance, and has slayed the world consistently for 25 years! QUEEN.
11. Starmie - 3LW vs. Destiny's Child
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3Legendary Women
First of all, there is no Michelle Williams in 3LW so I should just stop right here,
any group without a Michelle is obviously superior. #PoorMichelle
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3LW vs. Destiny's Abortion
Self-titled albums:
:
1 million+ sold
Peaked at #29 (legendary number tbh)
Beautiful red themed cover
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Barely reached platinum
Peaked at #67
Basic cover
Winner: 3LW
First single/Battle of the No's:
3LW: No More (Baby I'ma Do Right):
An R&B/Pop classic
More memorable
Peaked at #2 on TRL
DC: No, No, No part 2:
Has 'part 2' in the title for no reason
Had to hire Wyclef Jean to make it a "hit"
Has terrible lyrics
Winner: 3LW clockedT again. 2-0.
2nd singles:
3LW: Playas Gon Play:
A top 81 SMASH in the US
Peaked at #5 on TRL
It teaches valuable life lessons that I have kept with me all my life, such as 'playas gon' play and ballas they gon ball'
DC: With Me:
Never heard of it
Only released in EU markets
A bigger flop than Run the World
Winner: 3LW wins again. 3-0.
Best Lisp:
3LW:
DC: N/A
Winner: 3LW
Most irrelevant members:
3LW:
N/A
DC:
Michelle Williams
Kelly Rowland
LaTavia Roberson
LeToya Luckett
Farrah Franklin
Winner: 3LW, all their members are vital to their success..while DC has 5 unnecessary members. #PoorMichelle
There is no denying who the superior girl group is, as you can see 3LW conquers Matthew's Paycheck on every single level. (A sexy Lisp - Michelle Williams) + TRL domination x sex appeal = 3LW.
Let's vote to bring you back in the competition tbh
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at people thinking they can even compare the singer, (real) songwriter, model, producer, actress, philanthropist, WNBA team owner, religious deity, THE MICHELLE WILIAMS to the ****ing Pepsi commercial girl 
Michelle promoted NATURAL beauty and NATURAL talent and the world knew that. Matthew's daughter dances like a ****ing robot, she has NO rhythm or skill 
That's the only reason she even booked the Super Bowl 
(Mother Teresa who). On the other hand, Michael is the evil. You gotta be dumb to hold a child like that in a balcony. What kind of father is that? That poor child could have died! 
Someone call the child protective services!! 
(i.g. Dylan) 
QUEEN.
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