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Discussion: All Nighter Club+: hiatus, will be back in the summer/breaks
Member Since: 3/22/2012
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Originally posted by Ramcoro
Omg I have so many.
One time I was on a school field trip to DC and we went to the mall. I was walking up an escalator. Then I tripped and fell down. I had my arms and legs all spread out and all my stuff. There were a group of girls that saw it all too. They laughed so much. This one girl to this day reminds of that day I fell down an escalator that was going up.
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That's horrible
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Member Since: 3/22/2012
Posts: 25,520
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Originally posted by cuitrex
He just kept insisting me to stay, and his dad was like yeah, u should stay. come onmman stay. and it got to the point were his dad seemed scary. untill his mom came from work and went inside and was like, just let him go
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Oh, my God
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Member Since: 8/29/2011
Posts: 18,282
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Originally posted by cuitrex
He just kept insisting me to stay, and his dad was like yeah, u should stay. come onmman stay. and it got to the point were his dad seemed scary. untill his mom came from work and went inside and was like, just let him go
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Did his dad know that he showed you his boner?
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Member Since: 4/21/2012
Posts: 20,463
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Originally posted by Ramcoro
Omg I have so many.
One time I was on a school field trip to DC and we went to the mall. I was walking up an escalator. Then I tripped and fell down. I had my arms and legs all spread out and all my stuff. There were a group of girls that saw it all too. They laughed so much. This one girl to this day reminds of that day I fell down an escalator that was going up.
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Omg, that's horrible. I'm so sorry.
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Member Since: 6/6/2012
Posts: 25,442
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Originally posted by castrobabytiger
how did they not know it wasn't halloween???
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IDK they are fobs
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Member Since: 4/21/2012
Posts: 20,463
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Originally posted by cuitrex
He just kept insisting me to stay, and his dad was like yeah, u should stay. come onmman stay. and it got to the point were his dad seemed scary. untill his mom came from work and went inside and was like, just let him go
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You were being held captive, WHAT.
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Member Since: 6/6/2012
Posts: 25,442
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Originally posted by Nathan's Nicely
Omg, I had a similar story for pajama day but it wasn't as bad. Sorry that happened.
And was your teacher a girl or a guy?
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It was an old-ish lady. My dad was changing me but still it was so embarrassing with her watching.
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Member Since: 6/15/2012
Posts: 33,138
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One time in school, it was the last day before finals and we needed to empty out our lockers. So, school ends and I go to my locker and I have a HUGE stack of books and I go into the most crowded hallway and some kid goes in front of me with his long ass rolling bookbag and I trip and fall and all the books go flying and I fall, slide like 5 feet, and then hit my head on the wall. The embarassment.
Then, when I got up and kept going, I was on my way out of school and then it happens AGAIN (this time I just tripped on my own, don't even know how).
TWICE in the same day.
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Member Since: 9/18/2011
Posts: 4,342
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I can't @ y'all ignoring my flawless embarrassing stories.
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Originally posted by Edge Of Glory
Oh lawd, I have a good one.
Okay, one time, when I was like 6 years old (so around 2005), I wanted to watch the Jungle Book: Mowgli's Story, so I took the tape that was in the Jungle Book box, and stuck it in the VCR. Turns out my mom's boyfriend at the time was watching a ****o tape, and misplaced it in the Jungle Book case. So one thing leads to another, and I end up seeing some woman sucking another guy off. My mom finds me watching it in the living room, and she goes f**king insane. Apparently, when she was hurrying to take the tape out, I asked her "Mommy, why was the lady going like this", and then simulated giving head. My mom and her friends were f**king dying, and I was just wondering what was so funny. Poor 6-year old me.
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Originally posted by Edge Of Glory
Okay, I know I can trust y'all with this one, since I'll probably never meet of of you in real life.
When I was 4 or 5, me and my mom were in the bus. I was just sitting there, and I hear her whispering to my brother about something. When I asked her what it was, she just whispered to me "a little person". When I looked around, I did find a midget (can I just use that word), but since I was that little, I didn't know what a midget was. So when I saw the person, I'm telling you, it looked like a miniature version of Hank Hill (x). I was so little, so I just said "it's so cute, the person is so cute". I feel bad for the person, but what can I say, I was so young. I remember the person getting off on the next stop.
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Member Since: 8/22/2011
Posts: 6,571
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Originally posted by Ramcoro
Did his dad know that he showed you his boner?
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Idk, but i had came in to his house many times, and i had a VERY GIRLY VOICE at that time and almost everyone thought i was Gay. His dad always looked at me weirdly
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Member Since: 4/21/2012
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That reminds me, one day when I was like in second grade it was the middle of class and I felt sick so I asked to call my parents to pick me up in the office.
I walked to the office and was reading my slip while walking and slammed my face into a pole.
No one was around but I went home with a huge bruise on my head it was horrible.
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Member Since: 3/22/2012
Posts: 25,520
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There needs to be more funny stories.
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Member Since: 11/10/2009
Posts: 19,215
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Cuticle, you FOOL. He was going to GIVE you that ****. Unless he's ugly, you should have stayed.
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Member Since: 8/29/2011
Posts: 18,282
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Originally posted by iggie45
That's horrible
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Originally posted by Nathan's Nicely
Omg, that's horrible. I'm so sorry.
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It's okay I laugh about it now!
Oh and a few summers ago, I had to work in the morning so I got up like at 7am to take a shower. I was just standing in there letting the water hit my face. Then suddenly a spider landed on my shoulder. I thought it was a person. I screamed so loud. "NOOOO DON'T RAPE ME".
It was so loud it woke up my dad and he came running in the bathroom and was like "what's wrong?!"
I popped my head out of curtain and said "there was.... A spider". He just rolled his eyes and left.
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Member Since: 11/10/2009
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I have too ****ing many to even begin.
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Member Since: 4/29/2012
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I won't make this long but once I trip and landed on the teacher dick and also once landed in the boobs of a teacher
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Member Since: 6/15/2012
Posts: 33,138
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I was getting my first communion soon and we needed to confess first (This was my first time, btw). And when I go into the confessional, I start saying my sins to the priest and my last one I was like: I obsessively masturbate. (Not obsessively, but I did masturbate a lot, I was like 13 ). He was like . He just told me to like 50 Our Father's. I was SO embarrassed .
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Member Since: 12/21/2011
Posts: 2,014
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Originally posted by cuitrex
Idk, but i had came in to his house many times, and i had a VERY GIRLY VOICE at that time and almost everyone thought i was Gay. His dad always looked at me weirdly
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Member Since: 10/28/2011
Posts: 5,786
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Originally posted by Ramcoro
It's okay I laugh about it now!
Oh and a few summers ago, I had to work in the morning so I got up like at 7am to take a shower. I was just standing in there letting the water hit my face. Then suddenly a spider landed on my shoulder. I thought it was a person. I screamed so loud. "NOOOO DON'T RAPE ME".
It was so loud it woke up my dad and he came running in the bathroom and was like "what's wrong?!"
I popped my head out of curtain and said "there was.... A spider". He just rolled his eyes and left.
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asklnwt
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Member Since: 3/22/2012
Posts: 25,520
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ramcoro
It's okay I laugh about it now!
Oh and a few summers ago, I had to work in the morning so I got up like at 7am to take a shower. I was just standing in there letting the water hit my face. Then suddenly a spider landed on my shoulder. I thought it was a person. I screamed so loud. "NOOOO DON'T RAPE ME".
It was so loud it woke up my dad and he came running in the bathroom and was like "what's wrong?!"
I popped my head out of curtain and said "there was.... A spider". He just rolled his eyes and left.
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