[VyktorJonas]

Originally posted by Penny.

the power of SOML

this gif is LIFE

[Wildcat]

Hello y'all. Some random 1D thoughts:
- I want a Take Me Home Tour live album. The "Kiss You" live audio slayed me.
- The studio version of Teenage Dirtbad should've been on MM . Same with "Just Can't Let That 1# Go".
- I wanted the full Take Me Home Tour on DVD but "This Is Us" will do .
- Mess at the "Rock Me" performance not making it on "This Is Us".
- Mess at "Rock Me" not ever being a single.
- Niall is serving Miley/P!nk teas on that pic. He better work work.

[Wildcat]

Originally posted by BubbleBath

Have you guys ever looked up your real names on Urban Dictionary?

Urban Dictionary - Wildcat ()
2. wildcat
Some one that likes to get freaky and crazy in the sack. Try new things and be sponatenous where everything goes...biting, scratching, teasing, throwing, etc.
I was with this wildcat last night and ended up the next day with a bite mark on my neck.

[perfectly.ill]

Ben

Likes small children. Has a hamster fetish. Has the sex drive of a Lemming. Looks that only Helen Keller could describe, Ben can usually be found in friend's drive-ways, beds, cars, or where ever he feels the need to pass out. Ben's greatest defense is crying himself to sleep naked in a dark corner. Ben cannot be trust when left alone for he has been known to pee on floors. Has a small penis, but tries to compensate for it with his humor.

God, that weirdo is such a Ben!

oh.

[VyktorJonas]

Victor
Common name of a playa who'll leave you without saying a word. Also known as
"hustla", this individual is particularly good in bed and has vast experience he'll never admit he does, which is why all of his xs still chase him.
Hard to catch, impossible to keep, the biggest mistake you can make is introducing him to your best friend, who of course, is going to wanna nail him.

This name can also translate to "Winner, triumphant, #1" in various languages.
"dam nigz, u is a Victor"

[Wafflecakes]

Was going to drag. Then I tried it.

True tea tbh.

[dirrtydiana]

Diana
Diana is a very considerate friend and very attractive. She is very modest and reliable. She loves to hang and can make you smile anytime. People always want to hang with her because she's a total blast. Don't mess with Diana though because she will tear you to shreds. She has a heart of gold and likes boys who are sweet yet built. Boys go crazy and want a piece of her. She has a banging body and the most amazing face you have ever seen. She makes everyone happy except for haters who don't even hate her.

- - - -

Liam, Benedict

Ben,
Leeyum

[TheBronxGirl]

I used to visit that site many years ago.

[Idontcareaboutyou]

Apparently SOML is being used for a Superbowl commercial ?

http://instagram.com/p/jZu0kogQd3/#

The sports anchor guy was a bit rude though.

[VyktorJonas]

Originally posted by Idontcareaboutyou

Apparently SOML is being used for a Superbowl commercial ?

http://instagram.com/p/jZu0kogQd3/#

The sports anchor guy was a bit rude though.

nnnnn.;; so random

[Wafflecakes]

Is that real?

[Prometheus.]

Daniel
This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Daniel have failed.

Liam
Liam aka P.I.M.P

Often found with bitches and a pimping stick with a gold handle.

louis
16th of an ounce of cannabis (worth £10) ten bag

originates from the English King "Louis the 16th"

yo g, i'm brassic can i get a louis on tick

Zayn
A teenage boy with dark skin, eyes hair. He walks around looking like a bad-boy. Cigarette in hand, hair messy, tattoos, five o'clock shadow. But, when you get to meet him, he's innocent. He's sexy & shy. You'll never meet a guy like him. He's original. When he talks, you melt. When he sings, you break. When he laughs, you feel warm. He showers you with "I love you's" & "You're beautiful's". Especially to the short, blonde & blue eyed girls. Usually reffering to you as babe. If you meet a Zayn, it's okay to be nervous. They find that attractive. Zayn's love long-distance girlriends. So, when he sees you it's that much more special. Most, Zayn's love to meet their soul-mates at unusal places. Like, concerts. If you're lucky enough to do so, make sure to give him a quick pop on the lips. You won't regret it. A zayn would usually like an out-going girl, but would love to settle down with someone just as shy as him.

You: *bumps into a Zayn*
You: "I'm so sorry."
Zayn: "Well, that's quite alright, babe." "I love your eyes by the way."

niall
when you are in a niall state it is when youve just been boned so hard you must use a wheelchair to move around.it's very sad to see people in a niall state.

wow, that dude looks like he's in a niall

DYING @ these.

[MWB]

So accurate. Except for the girlfriend part.

[MWB]

when you are in a niall state it is when youve just been boned so hard you must use a wheelchair to move around.it's very sad to see people in a niall state.

[Jack!]

Awh.

[Prometheus.]

Originally posted by Jack!

Awh.

I love how independant and humbel you are.

Liam level kindness.

[JungleDisturbia]

wow, that dude looks like he's in a niall

Bye.

[Prometheus.]

I want Harry to do some of his definitions to me.

[MWB]

Zayn's definition.

[Prometheus.]

Originally posted by MWB

Zayn's definition.

my favorite part:

You: *bumps into a Zayn*