[Luigi]

Originally posted by Ozzy8923

I once peed in the middle of class in kindergarden and the pee started to fall on the floor and mix with the dirt on the floor and I told the girl sitting next to me that is was mud (it was brown-ish looking). No one ever found out I peed there that day.

Oh my god, the same thing happened to me, except it was at Panda Express.
The line was super long, and I didn't want to get out of the line just to go to the bathroom, and I just peed.

[Nathan's Nicely]

One day I wanted my hair to smell minty so I mixed my toothpaste with my conditioner and it was a HOT MESS.

And another time, I wanted purple hair so I mixed my koolaid powder into my shampoo and..

[Ozzy8923]

One time my dog Sasha ate a WHOLE entire box of crayons. And when she pooped it out, it had little crayon bits in the poop.

I almost ate it. I thought it was a chocolate donut. I thought the poop was chocolate and the crayon bits were sprinkles. I really wanted a donut that day.

[Miguel.]

I was at this store called Carson's and I was so scared to go to the bathroom alone that I peed on the carpet

[Edge Of Glory]

Oh lawd, I have a good one.

Okay, one time, when I was like 6 years old (so around 2005), I wanted to watch the Jungle Book: Mowgli's Story, so I took the tape that was in the Jungle Book box, and stuck it in the VCR. Turns out my mom's boyfriend at the time was watching a ****o tape, and misplaced it in the Jungle Book case. So one thing leads to another, and I end up seeing some woman sucking another guy off. My mom finds me watching it in the living room, and she goes f**king insane. Apparently, when she was hurrying to take the tape out, I asked her "Mommy, why was the lady going like this", and then simulated giving head. My mom and her friends were f**king dying, and I was just wondering what was so funny. Poor 6-year old me.

[Ozzy8923]

Originally posted by Luigi

Oh my god, the same thing happened to me, except it was at Panda Express.
The line was super long, and I didn't want to get out of the line just to go to the bathroom, and I just peed.

Oh God. I peed in school MANY times, but never in a public place.

[Miguel.]

Originally posted by Nathan's Nicely

One day I wanted my hair to smell minty so I mixed my toothpaste with my conditioner and it was a HOT MESS.

And another time, I wanted purple hair so I mixed my koolaid powder into my shampoo and..

Girl Mess

[cuitrex]

One time in 3rd grade ( i knew i was gay) and my parents thought me about sex already, so i started rubbing my back infront of my friends **** when we were lining up


And up to this day my parents dont realize im Gay

[MikeFenty]

I once ran in the school naked because someone stole my clothes

[Disco_Blisters]

I stole a glow stick from homedepot once unknowingly, i begged my mother to turn me into the cops

[Luigi]

Originally posted by Ozzy8923

Oh God. I peed in school MANY times, but never in a public place.

It was so embarrassing.
The place was crowded and people were giving me weird looks.

Originally posted by MikeFenty

I once ran in the school naked because someone stoled my clothes

WHAT?

[Miguel.]

Originally posted by MikeFenty

I once ran in the school naked because someone stoled my clothes

[KCLA]

In the school, I puked in the class, then my classmate beside of me puked because of my puke and then another 3 puked because of my puke

[Nathan's Nicely]

My MOST embarrassing moment in middle school had to be this one moment when I was talking to this boy, and he was the first boy to ever ask me on a date.

I freaked out and ran away and tripped on my way to class.
He had to help me up, it was HORRIBLE.

I can't.

[Disco_Blisters]

OMG i just remember this has to be such a mess but when i was younger in 4th grade (again) these girls with puppets came to teach us about sexual abuse/predators but i hardly understood **** those knock off muppets were saying. anyways afterwards they asked if any kids were being touch to stay behind to talk about it and i didnt wanna go to class so i stayed and made up a lie about how this guy met me at the school dumpster and would touch my shoulder. The scandal lasted a day

[skyler]

Originally posted by Willy.

I used to think sex was hugging someone and falling onto the bed

i used to think the same thing

[Miguel.]

Originally posted by Disco_Blisters

OMG i just remember this has to be such a mess but when i was younger in 4th grade (again) these girls with puppets came to teach us about sexual abuse/predators but i hardly understood **** those knock off muppets were saying. anyways afterwards they asked if any kids were being touch to stay behind to talk about it and i didnt wanna go to class so i stayed and made up a lie about how this guy met me at the school dumpster and would touch my shoulder. The scandal lasted a day

Lord

[skyler]

Originally posted by iggie45

This one kid touched my penis in third grade.

and what did you do?

[MikeFenty]

Originally posted by Luigi

WHAT?

I use wear pricey clothing and the other kids knew about it
So after swimming class i was changing and I left my stuff in the cabinet and one kids hold me down and they stole my clothes and my towel and ran off
I was just standing there naked having no clue what to do and i decided to run for it and just I just ran accros the school naked to the principal office and yehh it was awkward...being naked for like 1h

[Miguel.]

Originally posted by skyler

and what did you do?

I just deleted that post because it's such a scandal.