As I was watching Alexander, a movie starring Angelina Jolie who in my opinion didn't get enough screen time otherwise the movie would have been critically acclaimed, I came to a sudden realization.
Angelina has to be Gaga's lover in the Americano video and Beyonce will get jealous of Angie (we all know Bey doesn't like to share the spotlight) and try to poison Angelina but Angie being the super intelligent human being that she is, will see right through this and kill Bey Mrs. Smith style instead.
After all that Angie and Gaga legalize gay marriage because the whole world would pass the law just to see the two current biggest pop icons get married. And they'll adopt many non-Luc looking kids.
And Tarantino has to direct it.
Clocked.
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