It's not that the reviewer is "dragging" the tour that upsets me, its the way it has been written.
The only thing it lacks is words like "Yassss" "Hunty" & "Girl Bye" and it can pull off as something written by someone on ATRL.
I mean, you are writing for ROLLING STONE, at least keep your composure & don't let your inner 18 yr old come out so quicK.
But I guess that's what gets the clicks nowadays, so I guess "Drag her?"