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Celeb News: Bangerz Review Thread → 62 on MC; "Miley has race issues"
Member Since: 8/18/2013
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So happy it's getting good reviews. This album deserves them.
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Member Since: 6/10/2009
Posts: 10,622
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This is album is great. Miley came through. Great productions & writing.
Do My Thang / Drive/ Someone Else = The Trinity
She deserves great reviews.
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Member Since: 6/15/2010
Posts: 14,318
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Debuted with 73 out of 100 on metacritic ![eek](http://www.atrl.net/forums/images/smilies/images/smilies/eek.gif) .
http://www.metacritic.com/music/bangerz/miley-cyrus
Latest review
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It was only a month ago that everything changed. In the pre-VMA age, Miley Cyrus was just the Achey Breaky Guy’s daughter, most famous for playing a pretend popstrel for Disney and dating a Hollywood star. Then, together with Robin Thicke dressed as Beetlejuice, she created history. She changed the cultural landscape forever. It was, in many ways, the seismic event that ensured we’d never recall 2013 without thinking of her.
Or not, as the case may be. Maybe you saw a young girl, who had probably been badly advised by her ‘people’, run around a stage like a hyperactive toddler desperate for attention, dry-humping a guy twice her age, sticking a foam finger between her legs and have so much trouble keeping her tongue in her mouth you started to fear that may have been suffering from sort of neurological disorder. And then you may have seen the video for Wrecking Ball, in which the said young girl attempts to fellate a sledgehammer, then takes all of her clothes off to ride around on the eponymous wrecking ball, and maybe you started to fear for her sanity.
So, Miley Cyrus – cultural icon or a rather odd young woman who’ll do anything to gain press inches? Whatever one may say about her, it’s impossible not to admire her PR operation. Bangerz has suddenly become one of the most anticipated pop albums of the year which, given the rather run of the mill material it contains, is quite an achievement.
For, if there’s one thing that Bangerz can be described as, it’s run of the mill. There’s obviously a fair number of swear words and lots of references to sex scattered around the place, but even this just sounds so cynical as to come across as utterly innocuous.
Sure, there’s weirdness aplenty – if you’ve ever harboured a desire to hear Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears rap about vibrators (and, let’s face it, there probably is a slightly unsavoury audience for this), then SMS (BANGERZ) is the song for you. And there’s the odd moment where you have to rewind a track to ensure you heard a lyric correctly – and yes, Miley does actually sing “I’m driving so fast I’m about to piss on myself” on 4 x 4.
Songs about lack of bladder control apart, there is the odd moment of pop genius to be found in Bangerz. We Can’t Stop is still a pretty good party anthem, even if it’s been rather overplayed through the summer months, and Pharrell Williams sprinkles his usual stardust over the irresistibly funky #GETITRIGHT (Yes, there is a song here which is also a hashtag. If you’re over about the age of 21 this album is guaranteed, if nothing else, to make you feel very, very old.)
Then there’s the song that’s become more famous for its arresting video – and, as there’s no opportunity to be slightly disturbed by sledgehammers, tears and clothes-free swinging on a huge ball, Wrecking Ball is revealed as a very good power ballad, in which Cyrus sounds genuinely affecting. Beneath the auto-tune (which there is an awful lot of on Bangerz), she does have a decent voice, and Wrecking Ball shows it off to its very best effect.
Generally though, much of Bangerz comes across as Ke$ha or Rihanna cast-offs with added “Look! I have sex!” lyrics like “I’m dancing in the mirror, I feel like I’ve got no panties on”. When Miley’s not shocking us by being the first person ever to discover copulation, she’s singing about broken hearts, broken promises, and on the strangely Lady Gaga-esque – and even more strangely rather excellent – FU, an entire song dedicated to flipping the bird to her former beau. The latter also features the surreal sound of Miley singing in text-speak (“I saw a few things in your cell, I even LOL’d man, I should’ve known”).
There’s also the myriad references to haters (or, as it’s no doubt spelt in Miley World, ‘haterz’), bitches, and, for some strange reason, plenty of references to the album’s producer, the uniquely monikered Mike WiLL Made It. Ironically enough, it’s the tracks that have been produced by people other than Mike WiLL Made It which make the biggest impression – #GETITRIGHT, Wrecking Ball and FU. Made It’s tracks are run of the mill, perfunctory dubstep-lite by comparasion. Maybe, a bit like with sex, it’s the people who keep quiet about their music ‘skillz’ who are best at it.
It’s not the worst album in the world, but it certainly doesn’t live up to the acres of hype that have led up to it. It’s just rather average – and given the position that Miley Cyrus, rightly or wrongly, holds in the cultural zeitgeist at the moment, that’s probably not really good enough.
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Member Since: 12/7/2010
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It was only a month ago that everything changed. In the pre-VMA age, Miley Cyrus was just the Achey Breaky Guy’s daughter, most famous for playing a pretend popstrel for Disney and dating a Hollywood star. Then, together with Robin Thicke dressed as Beetlejuice, she created history. She changed the cultural landscape forever. It was, in many ways, the seismic event that ensured we’d never recall 2013 without thinking of her.
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Miley ha impact ![worship2](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/korn0818/310230f4.gif)
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Member Since: 2/17/2010
Posts: 21,811
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Do My Thang does sound like a Ke$ha song
Being compared to a Rihanna reject is a compliment by itself ![worship](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/korn0818/971600d3.gif)
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Member Since: 8/8/2006
Posts: 42,086
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Fu and get it right getting that critical acclaim ![Alexz](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/korn0818/ec20fb7f.gif)
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
Posts: 1,699
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Metacritic:
Positive: 3 out of 5
Mixed: 2 out of 5
Negative: 0
![Alexz](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/korn0818/ec20fb7f.gif) slat a bit Miley
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Member Since: 9/13/2012
Posts: 5,486
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I heard do my thang, i'm a kesha fan but i dont think it sounds like a song by her... ![confused](http://www.atrl.net/forums/images/smilies/images/smilies/confused.gif)
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Member Since: 11/8/2011
Posts: 31,648
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![clap3](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/korn0818/67d90ee8.gif) I knew Legend M could achieve this. ![weeps](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/korn0818/ATRLSmilies/52b0f867.gif)
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Member Since: 8/24/2008
Posts: 40,932
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Do My Thang sounds nothing like Ke$ha wtf.
And Rihanna wishes she had some of these songs, just saying.
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Member Since: 12/26/2011
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Member Since: 8/11/2012
Posts: 3,833
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I'm surprised it's that high ![omg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/korn0818/ATRLSmilies/8dee7343.gif)
But it completely deserves it.
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Member Since: 10/18/2009
Posts: 18,756
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I was hoping for higher from
Rollin stone.
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Member Since: 12/26/2011
Posts: 14,707
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Originally posted by Kh-Loud
I was hoping for higher from
Rollin stone.
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I was expecting a 2/5. ![deadbanana2](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/korn0818/ATRL_Smilies_All/bananas/deadbanana_zps933fcf47.gif) Considering she just covered their magazine and got that tattoo and all, they were nicer. A 70 from them will still look good on Metacritic.
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Member Since: 6/24/2011
Posts: 2,054
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is this still at 73? surprising!
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Member Since: 8/17/2013
Posts: 17,285
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It needs to be 48/100 tbh
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Member Since: 4/10/2011
Posts: 14,331
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Originally posted by Ivory.
It needs to be 48/100 tbh
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Gworl bye.
Stay pressedt a bit at Bangerz.
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Member Since: 5/8/2012
Posts: 15,801
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I hope this will finish with at least a 70 ![Dancehall Queen](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/korn0818/ATRL_Smilies_All/atrlers/dancehall_zps88e4c4c6.png)
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Member Since: 3/21/2012
Posts: 55,134
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Mess as Rihanna cast away...
Drive is my ****
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Member Since: 8/17/2013
Posts: 17,285
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much of Bangerz comes across as Ke$ha or Rihanna cast-offs
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I spot no lies ![](http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/profile01/149/2f996ee13ec54d4fa52362653a39c6b8/p.gif)
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