Next question: Would you fart in front of your fave for a million dollars? And by fart, I mean a loud nasty fart, and you can't tell them why you farted.
Yes, after I get her autograph, and write her a letter about how everybody bullies me because I fart, then I fart and get 2 M dollars. And I did it all without telling her I get 2 M dollars for it.
They can feature it on My Crazy Beautiful Life season 2.