Worst 5 Singles of 2012
So first of all I am just going to say that I am not going to be mentioning artsit that most of you don't know. No, my targets are the biggest names in the industry! Expect no mercy for those who are going to appear on this list.
#5. Is Dance Again by Jennifer Lopez ft. Pitbull. This is just a complete and total failed attempt trying to recreating On The Floor. One of the many proofs this year, being on a TV show won't do **** for a bad song.
#4 is Your Body by Christina Aguilera. If Not Myself Tonight wasn't a big endicator that nobody cares for Xtina any more. Make a song like Beautiful or Hurt and people will probably like you again. So Christina, best of luck next time and trying to make a good song instead of hoping a TV show will boost your bad song.
#3 Dully making it's place at number three is Diamonds by Rihanna. I know last year I wanted her to stop making those horrible ****ty dance songs and this is no ****ty dance song, but it doesn't stop it ending up on this list. Either this is a desprate attempt at making a indie sounding song to appleal to the hipsters out there or someone thought it sounded good, either way it was just horrible. I've only listened to this song completely once and that was cause I forced myself to listen past the first 'Shine bright like a diamond'
#2 is Rack City by Tyga. Sadly I have to say I love one of his previous single, Far Away, but going from that song to this **** is just, no.
Tyga won't be getting any of my 'racks' no matter what the hell he means by that.
#1 And topping my worst songs of 2012 is a three way tie actually. Origionally it was just gonna be a two way tie between the chipmunk songs, As Long As You Love Me and Don't Wake Me Up, but Chris Brown had to release Don't Judge Me and well, I can't help but rip into that song as well. I don't have too much to say about Justin's song other than he really needs to stop acting like some gangster wanna be cause all he does it look like a tool. Now for Chris, I don't know why he keep releasing songs where he is telling us what to do unless he expect us to follow them out of fear.
Now if you don't want me to judge you any more, don't wake up and stop making you terrible music.