In 8th grade I told this girl I was bisexual so she would stop liking me, she told everyone the next day and insisted on telling all the guys in my class. I had to tell everyone I was straight.. The embarassing thing is I'm actually gay.
On the last week of 8th grade, I covered myself in self tanner as I was insecure and sick of people making comments about how pale I was. Some guy in my class noticed, pointed it out to everyone and started laughing. Some girl said 'Omg, he is spray tanning! He has marks on his arms! LOL' and people were telling everyone about how I spray tanned. I washed it off and never did that again.
Once I got a boner in gym class (the gym shorts are so thin), and 2 guys pointed in out and started laughing.
As a closeted gay guy, I had so many embarassing moments.
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In 10th grade, I told my buddy (a str8 guy) that I thought Fabio (a sexy Italian beast) was sexy. No one knew I was gay, so he was like "what the ****ing heck". I had to come up with something, since I'm Italian I just said "we (Italian) are naturally born hot..." But damn, I literally was sweating
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I was with my friend and we were walking to the library...and then I couldn't find the library He has to go #2 and he ended up poopin himself. I had to clean his shorts in the bathroom sink in the library
OHMYGODDD I just figured out I still have embarrasing videos on YT of me and my friends dancing and being all weird. I cant delete them because I've forgotten the password of that account but njtgrenjrergf. Not gonna post them tho
You know what you can do? Post those videos here!! This is the shameless thread
I was at the cinema and I was about to pay for my popcorn. So I feel my pockets, and because I had skinny jeans on, I didn't feel the cash. So I assumed I already paid. And then he asked for the cash and I was like "Bitch are you trying to dupe me?". I check again and the money is there. How awkward.
Oh and me forgeting to scan my oyster card while hopping on the bus and the bus driver calling me out and holding up the whole bus, when I was clearly looked of age to have free travel.
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Oh and me forgeting to scan my oyster card while hopping on the bus and the bus driver calling me out and holding up the whole bus, when I was clearly looked of age to have free travel.
Today I was in my cousin's neighborhood walking with him, and he's Bi, so some girl passed by us on a bike and said "OOOOH HE CUTE, IS THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND?" to my cousin and I burst out laughing and wanted to die at the same time.
Today I was in my cousin's neighborhood walking with him, and he's Bi, so some girl passed by us on a bike and said "OOOOH HE CUTE, IS THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND?" to my cousin and I burst out laughing and wanted to die at the same time.
That's not embarrassing! In your shoes, I would've played so fierce At the same time, he's your cousin
So I was with some friends in a mall and we bought ice cream, while I was eating mine I felt like there was something in my head and stupid me decide to scratch my head with the hand that I was grabbing my ice cream. My head looked like someone *** on it
Also I hit an old lady with a american football ball
Not my story, I told this guy from school who is annoying as **** that he has potential to be a good rapper. Next thing I know, he made this song and debuted it in front of the whole class. The whole school was laughing at him behind his back and to this day I don't think he knows that he is a terrible rapper
The diss song he made towards my best friend (because he told the truth straight up to his face)
I have a ton of embarrassing stories, but I can't remember them.
I do remember when I was probably 9/10 my sister and I were on the computer and looking for runescape cheats (). Someone gave us a link, and not even thinking about it, we naively pressed the link. It redirected to meatspin That was super awkward, and we haven't talked about it since.
Just today, I set the alarm off at work My manager locked the backdoor but didn't tell me, so I went out to throw something into the dumpster, and it starts going off super loud and stuff and I'm standing there like freaking out because I thought the police were gonna come It was fine cause she reset it quickly. Apparently everyone does that, but I swear I had like a heart attack.
One day, when the class ended, I called a friend and put my hand in "V" in front of my mouth, then pulled my tongue in and out. She did the same, but when we looked to the door the teacher was staring at us like
Not my story, I told this guy from school who is annoying as **** that he has potential to be a good rapper. Next thing I know, he made this song and debuted it in front of the whole class. The whole school was laughing at him behind his back and to this day I don't think he knows that he is a terrible rapper
The diss song he made towards my best friend (because he told the truth straight up to his face)
It that a joke? His life is a ****ing joke. Hopefully, he knows that he sucks
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One day, when the class ended, I called a friend and put my hand in "V" in front of my mouth, then pulled my tongue in and out. She did the same, but when we looked to the door the teacher was staring at us like
I bet he was naughty kids
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I have a ton of embarrassing stories, but I can't remember them.
I do remember when I was probably 9/10 my sister and I were on the computer and looking for runescape cheats (). Someone gave us a link, and not even thinking about it, we naively pressed the link. It redirected to meatspin That was super awkward, and we haven't talked about it since.
Just today, I set the alarm off at work My manager locked the backdoor but didn't tell me, so I went out to throw something into the dumpster, and it starts going off super loud and stuff and I'm standing there like freaking out because I thought the police were gonna come It was fine cause she reset it quickly. Apparently everyone does that, but I swear I had like a heart attack.
I think it was in 9th grade... Some many stuff happened in 9th grade But anyway, we went on an excursion with school in a sort of mechanic place. While the guy was explaining to us how cars work and stuff, I was in the back with my friends and then we saw a red button! You know what? I'm such a mess and I couldn't control myself, so I pressed the button and set the alarm My friends literally sold me out and the mechanic man just stared at me looking mad with his beautiful green eyes, I was ****ing sweating and he was SO HOT! It didn't help the cause really.
Not my story, I told this guy from school who is annoying as **** that he has potential to be a good rapper. Next thing I know, he made this song and debuted it in front of the whole class. The whole school was laughing at him behind his back and to this day I don't think he knows that he is a terrible rapper
The diss song he made towards my best friend (because he told the truth straight up to his face)
The embarassing thing is I'm actually gay. 
At the same time, he's your cousin 
). Someone gave us a link, and not even thinking about it, we naively pressed the link. It redirected to meatspin 
But anyway, we went on an excursion with school in a sort of mechanic place. While the guy was explaining to us how cars work and stuff, I was in the back with my friends and then we saw a red button! You know what? I'm such a mess and I couldn't control myself, so I pressed the button and set the alarm 
