Has your parents ever asked if you were sexually active?
As far as my dad knows I like *****.
Have you ever been walked in on while masturbating?
Right after, while I'm laying there like "AHHHH..."
Ever feared you were addicted to sex or masturbation?
YES.
Ever ******* and thrown up at the same time?
No.
Skinny dipped?
Oh gerl... zxcv;bnm
Used a fake I.D.?
I don't have an I.D., so...
Fooled around at work or school?
Don't have a job and no.
Lied about your birthday to get an incentive?
Obviously yes, but not for an incentive.
Given out a fake #?
No.
Caught your parents?
OMG.
One time my dad and I were at this ladies' house and I walked in the room while she was trying to seduce my dad. I was five. The first time I've ever seen a *****.
And then I found my dad's ****o collection at nine with a pic of some gerl's *****...