1. Her hair is soooo dry
SIS...where is your coconut oil/Moroccan oil/Argan oil/ANYTHING
2. My biggest pet peeve in bad music videos is when the singer isn't singing the song. If Katy lipped some parts of 'Birthday' to the hidden camera, or just put it on at the party and they showed her lipping it, then it would have been 10 times better.
3. Who tf was that crazy old man? His acting was terrible. The video wasn't even THAT bad until her came into it (bar the fact Ariana wasn't singing AT ALL)
4. The ending visual effects are messy af. It was fine until that. The apocalypse will not be purple.
5. Why was Big Sean white?
6. Why was Big Sean gay?
7. Why was Big Sean wearing glasses?
8. Why did Big Sean look like the guy in Caesar's avi