You: Have you heard now by paramore!
Stranger: IM SPAMMING YOU PICS OF DEAD ANIMALS
You: Have you heard now by paramore
Stranger: no
You: WHY
You: What are you doing
Stranger: i've never heard of paramore
Stranger: i'm sorry for being uneducated
You: R U SERIOUS
Stranger: what genre is it?
You: SLAYAGE, with a bit of weave stealing
You: Nah, alternative
Stranger: that sentence doesn't make sense to me
Stranger: oh good
Stranger: i'll check it out
I did good!