[Dollas n Diamonds]

Originally posted by RichGirlPlanet

Most likely was the other way around.

I can just imagine her bending over in a plaid schoolgirl skirt, holding her saggy ass cheeks in both hands, rubbing them in a circular motion, as if they were damp, mouldy washcloths.

MESSS

[ks_dollar]

Originally posted by lilMonsterKayla

*lardrina edgily;] vomits her chunks of fat up... * in MAAAAAnLY hog scream* im STILL fat;oo no wonder i have 0 hits or awards... *eats another british cupcake*

LMAOOOOO. :RIP:

[YourMadGesty]

@ PoorGirlPlanet having to use Marina against Charli because 1. She can't win with CLow; CLoL will lose every time 2. Nobody knows who CLown is

Mess

[lilMonsterKayla]

*runescapeL ninjaily muders her idol iggy azalea* yeeee!! hehehee!! *only 20k people buy her music again*

[RichGirlPlanet]

Originally posted by HEIDI

I bet when she put that tiara on her head, she had flashbacks of her prom night: she sees herself weeping alone at a table, and her stream of tears only exacerbated when they announced the Prom Queen to be the Head Cheerleader & not her.

Is that why she performed at a prom?
To finally have her "moment ;]]"?
I can only imagine the trauma she suffered after getting her head dunked into toilets (obvs in the handicap stall as she wouldn't fit in the others).
No wonder the deep fried Lorde lookalike didn't want to go to school.

[HEIDI]

Charli goes through her unsigned High School yearbook as the wistful chorus of "State of Dreaming" plays from her radio every night. She is such a stan.

[YourMadGesty]

Charli & Marina > CLown

#StopTheWar

Originally posted by BobBertran1992

Even Rebecca Black is musically more interesting than Bruno

*looks @ Moa Mars*

[Sahn]

you can call me Madead
tonight

[RichGirlPlanet]

Originally posted by YourMadGesty

@ PoorGirlPlanet having to use Marina against Charli because 1. She can't win with CLow; CLoL will lose every time 2. Nobody knows who CLown is

Mess

Crush: 100k WW

SUCKER: <50K WW

Obesity never wins, unless you're Adele.

[HEIDI]

Originally posted by RichGirlPlanet

Is that why she performed at a prom?
To finally have her "moment ;]]"?
I can only imagine the trauma she suffered after getting her head dunked into toilets (obvs in the handicap stall as she wouldn't fit in the others).
No wonder the deep fried Lorde lookalike didn't want to go to school.

eek @ you deciphering the true meaning of 'brake the rulzzz!!1'

[lilMonsterKayla]

*two fat zelda warriors;] watch anime as suddenly ratL hops out of the scrreen* hiii boyzzz... she rubs their thickly pimpled, drooping, greenish diicks, swallowing their nerdy mucous as their heentai fantasies become real *

[C/H/A/N/E/L]

You (Ha Ha Ha) is Chari's best song. And only good one.

[Jolie's Lips]

J'adore Vivienne, habillez-moi
Gucci, Fendi et Prada
Valentino, Armani too
Merde, I love them Jimmy Choo

[RichGirlPlanet]

Originally posted by HEIDI

Charli goes through her unsigned High School yearbook as the wistful chorus of "State of Dreaming" plays from her radio every night. She is such a stan.

They most likely spelt her name wrong in the book.



"Featuring Charlie XCX..."

AHHHHHHHHHH

[HEIDI]

'i wanna be a ♡bottle blonde♡' charlie cries in her bedroom as she sings along to marina's lyrics, pondering whether she should dye her hair blonde or not to be just like her inspiration marina~*~*she proceeds to sloppily draw a small black heart on her cheek as she hums along 'wish i'd been, wish i'd been a ♡teen teen idle♡' and all the memories of her being the unpopular kid at school rush to her thick head

[collin]

Metacritic

Family Jewels 68
Electra Heart 57

Sucker 75
True Romance 76

Charli doesn't have an official release with THIS cover:



Charli is responsible for 3 worldwide hits. She wins!

[C/H/A/N/E/L]

Originally posted by RichGirlPlanet

They most likely spelt her name wrong in the book.



"Featuring Charlie XCX..."

AHHHHHHHHHH

ahhhhh

[collin]

ERRRRRRRWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Get it to the Born Brave Bus QUICK

[lilMonsterKayla]

fatrina's ham sandwich butt EXPLODES watery caramel **** as she Germanly groans. 'no more biscuits for me;o'

[rihannafan]

I would actually spend money to have this stanwar stopped.