1. She's not RihLORD.
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2. not enough bleach
3. "4" was the shittest album ever
4. She's a fat *****
5. she's a fat ***** who's married to a camel that buys Queen Rih expensive gifts so that she will have sex with him
6. She's untalented
7. She married for money, and thus her husband is richer and more successful than her and more attractive also.
8. She can't read.
9. She can't write.
10. She has monkey banshee stans as demonstrated above.
11. She doesn't know how to formulate a sentence.
12. She loves pillows
13. She writes letters to the first lady in 3rd person.
14. Names her baby after her alberm
15. That person is a fan of hers (see quote)
16. Some of her stans are fat, they dance in the kitchen and have purple hair.
17. she has the dumbest fans. literally. (see sources)
18. Her discography makes me yawn
19. her fans are racist. ^^ (see racismPoWeR)
20. She marries the ugliest creature on Earth. (if she were a man, she'd take the crown)
21. She tries too hard to be Tina Turner but no mam.
22. Crazy in love, Baby boy, Deja vu, Upgrade U, Check on it, Get me bodied, Freakum dress, kitty kat, Single ladies, Run the world and End of time are ALL the same song.
23. None of her songs on '4' reached top 10.
24. She hasn't released that press release yet. (annoying stan said this)
25. We have no information on album 5.
26. She's too private and perfect, about 15 years in the industry and still no nudes (Another annoying stan)
27. She has sunk so low as to have a collaboration with Gaga
28. She killed the more talented and better looking Aaliyah. (aww)
29.
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30: She looks like a gibbon
31: When she bleaches she looks like a bleached gibbon
32: She looks like a gibbon without top 10 hits
33. She went 2 shades lighter for l'oreal.
34. iBeyonce/Sinny is her fan
35. She has not followed the Queen of Pop i.e Katy Perry on Twitter.
36. She is a disgrace to America and MLKJ because she lipsynced the national anthem.
37. She used her born baby for promo.
38. The song in which she used her baby for promo didn't even go top 10
39. Using her miscarriage for promotional purposes
40. No one caring about her pregnancy outside of the US
41. Naming her baby after an album. With no top 10 hits
42. Having recorded the worst 2 albums of all time ( B'day and 4lop)
43. She has a disproportionate body
44. She is jealous of the savior RIHANNA.
45. She has 5 good songs
46. Kelly's when love takes over is bigger than any of her singles.
47. Her Instagram pictures are contrived
48. She is only known in uk and us.
49. She is illiterate
50. She fakes writing credits
51. Party is the worst song of all time.
52. She's married to a local camel.
53. She's overrated
54. she does the same dance moves ever time i.e. booty shaking and moving her ugly fat oversized arm.
55. She stutters a lot in interviews.
56. She has no musical identity.
57. Madoff goes to her for advice on stealing.
58. She always has the same ugly unwashed lice filled hair
59. Her boobs are ugly.
60. She's friends with obamer
61. She always does the same dance. It was the only dance she was trained to do in her cage when she was young.
62. The SB ratings dropped because of her.
63. She hasn't collaborated with RihLORD, thus her discography is even more flawed.
64. "I'm more powerful than my mind could digest"... Like judgung by how fat you are, you clearly have digestion problems
65. They say black don't crack, but she looked so old and ugly on the superbowl (must be the bleach). Almost like a gorilla. But a gorilla would have better musical taste than her.
66. If black don't crack, then her career is certainly white.
67.
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68. She is really arrogant, and she has nothing to back up her claims.
69. Gaga must be friends with her because she likes hanging out with people uglier than her, and that's extremely hard to find.
70. Her husband is gay-z.
71.
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72. She is as vile as her stans
73. She doesn't have one iconic song
74. All her hits are local and she no worldwide hit. Songs like baby boy went number 1 only in the US.
75. Her biggest song is a feature.
76. She probably has a BMI of 35+
77. She's bossy and she left DC3 because she wanted all the spotlight for her.
78. she can't act and no one knows the movies she's in eventhough she's been in many.
79. She was overshadowed by Jennifer Hudson
80. Lauren Bennett has a hit on all time chart and she doesn't
81. Kelly Rowland overshadowed her at the SB
82. Dilemma (KR) is a bigger song than any of her songs.
83. She looks like a man.
84. She's homophobic (deal with target plus being married to jay z who is homophobic)
85. She is racist (she hates her own race + Asian people)
86. She has quotes like "y'all talk so proper here in England"
87. She can't speak by herself, she needs cue cards.
88. She writes a letter to the first lady that i'd be embarrassed to give to a first grade teacher.
89. She is fake, and her image is calculated.
90. She doesn't take risks and everything about her music is safe.
91. She thinks she is powerful and when she really is not.
92. She married Jayz for his money, but they go well with each other cz they're both ugly and fat.
93. Even if you count her DC3 receipts, she's still a flop and local
94. She makes Katy perry and ke$ look global.
95. She makes p!nk look like a victoria secret model
96. She hasn't had a top 10 hit since 2010
97. No one in europe knows her.
98. She tried to sabotage Rihanna's career many times but it backfired.
99. She wanted Rita ora to end rihanna's career and but hers ended instead.
100. Beyonce is a bleached local flop, who's only gift is stealing and plagiarizing, and who couldn't get a top 10 hit even if her career depended on it.
101. She is ghetto ****** trash like her stans.
102. Even Khia drags her
103. Part II is being outsold by Rick Ross. And Rick Ross is a fat, useless piece of sht.
103. She bleaches her nipples
104. she hasn't recorded a single good song or done anything memorable in her entire career
105. no matter how good she sings or dancers, she still gets overshadowed by RIhalla
106. ARTPOP was released ANNOUNCED before Her 5th album
107. Her farts smell like fried chicken.
108. Aaliyah and her discography continues to **** on Beyonce and her career
109. Her vagina smells like tuna
110. She's obese like her stans.
111. She murdered her baby. Her baby killed itself because it didnt want her as its mother
112. She's dumb (as evidenced by her handwritten letters) like her stans.
113. Paulina Rubio is better looking than her.
114. She is so dumb that she tried to get her pictures removed from internet after she found out how ugly she looks on them.
115. She doesn't allow cameras at her concert because she is afraid of how ugly she is.
116. She stole writing credits so she would get praise.
117. She lied that she lip synced because it was "too cold". In fact she didn't want Kelly Clarkson to outshine her. Kelly still outshined her after Floponce got exposed.
118. She removed her earpiece during the inauguration so she would make people thing she sang live.
119. She faked her pregnancy just to get a media buzz and then stole a child and gave it horrible name.
120. She has only 1M more likes on Facebook than Akon.
121. She is afraid to release her lead single because it would flop.
122. She is a heartless mother because instead of taking care of her child she goes on tour and to studios.
123. Jennifer Lopez overshadowed her in the Live For Change concert
124. She has about 15 undeserved grammys
125. Did we mention she's a thief?
126. Her dad killed multiple people for her to even have a career
127. Bitch has double standards as a feminist
128. She sabotaged her former DC band mates
129. She tries (and fails) to imitiate RihLORD to stay current
130. 99% narcissist, 1% leg wax
131. She promoted incest relationships by marrying her fellow camel-sibling Jay Z
132. Beyoncpe sucks
133. She likes Gaga (might make a top 100 for gaga too, stay tuned)
134. She uses clorox to wipe Blue IVy's(see funny inappropriate nickname in the comments) ass when she changes her diaper, to prepare her for her future career.
135. Children in Africa don't have enough to eat and are starving to death because Beyoncpé eats all their bananas
136. She's no Diana Ross
137. she can't spell the word 'marriage' correctly?
138. Twitter is too challenging for her to use, either because she is technologically retarded or illiterate. Or both.
139. She didn't go to college
140. She wisshes she went to college (open link - hilarious)
141. Her inhospitable uterus.
142. The fact that there are 140 other things that are wrong with Beyonce.
143. Selena Gomez has had a top 10 hit in the last 3 years and Beyonce hasn't
144. She lost so much money on the 4closure era, that she had to take an extreme couponing course to quench her thirst for clorox.
145. She tried to drown Kelly Rowland.
146. She glorifies herself at her tours.
147. She thinks anyone should bow down to he when she's less succesful than anyone who had a top 10 hit in this decade.
148. She curses at her fans in her concert "put that damn camera down"
149. She kicks her fans out of her concerts.
150. She created a feud with kim because she's more famous than her.
151. She hates her fans.
152. She hates black people.
153. She hates gay people.
154. Most of her people are black queens, so she triple hates her fans.
155. She can't even endorse soda cans.
156. She thinks she doesn't make quick lil singles.
157. She says things like "genius" needs patience, than releases trash like stading in Rihanna's shadow.
158. Zénith de Strasbourg Strasbourg 5,869 / 10,300 (57%) $353,644
159. She performs for dictators and than lies about donating money for charity
160. She lied about her creating the concept of bootylicious and got exposed by rob fusari.
161. She repelled H&M customers away.
162. She went yet another shade lighter for L'oreal 2013.
163. Her discography pales in comparision to all her contemporaries.
164. She endorses an anti junk food campain and then films an ad for pepsi
165. Pepsi's sales declines afterwards
166. L'oreal and H&M also suffered from sales decline after their partnership with beyoncpe
167. She has incestuous songs like daddy.
168. She eats scones with her mouth open on live tv giving new eaning to the saying "you can take the ape out of the jungle but you can't the the jungle out of the ape".
169. She had sexual relationships with a camel.
170. Stay is yet another song bigger than any of her songs.
171. She's still trying tos abotage Rihanna's career by making jaype z mismanage her.
172. Too bad she's forgetting to release albums in the process.
173. She lied about being a virgin till marrige, i mean marriage.
174. She will probably inflict on blue 4 what was inflicted on her when she was a child. Rehearsing in a cage all day long.
175. She thinks she had 5 successful songs from her debut era but she barely had 3.
176. She tried to copy the lord her instagram username only to end up changing it because of her assistants complaining about second hand embarrassement.
177. She makes people buy money to see her perform non top 10 hits.
178. All her movies flopped and grossed less than battleship.
179. She's one of the worst actresses of all time.
180. Most lof her money is because of Jay-z.
181. Aretha Franklin Hates her
182. Etta james didn't know her and when she finallly met her, she hated her too.
183. She thinks Bday is a good album
184. Run the World (Girls) is the worst lead single of the century.
185. Even a performance with big budget couldn't save RTW from flopping. the same about the video.
186. She is pretentious, boring, fake, not likeable, self-important and lacks interesting personality.
187. Her voice sounds like a sawmill.
188. She names her albums according to numbers and alter egos.
189. She tries to play classy, but there are receipts she is a s.l.u.t. inside.
190. She is so ugly & dumb that she became a meme on 9gag
191. My mom saw her Pepsi commercial and said wasn't she black before?
192. There was a powercut at the Superbowl because APEoncé was stealing power like she steals writing credits
193. She tried so hard to write her name in full but her brain just kinda gave up so Blue Ivy is now managing her papers
194. She served and became a slave of Queen Aguilera for C/A tour in her peak
195. She had surgery for her nose and now she looks like she has a wooden stick glued to her face
196. She is ugly unlike rihlord
197. She is a flop unlike rihlord
198. She is local unlike Rihlord
199. She needs matthew in order to get a decent hit.
Last but not least, 200. She is STILL no rihLORD.
