The only reason why your "drags" ain't landing a hit is because I made the Top 6 and yet here you are.. not even making the Bottom 3. Suck my dick, make sure to wet it first.
In saying that any one of the top 3 could have won, arguably. Truth Teller had the best overall average and the most challenge wins during the season overall, and was kinda screwed over by GotSkill's addition of a "ATRL member voted poll" (he got the least votes by a rather large margin, which basically killed any chance of him winning).
I did detect a rather blatant lie, but other than that, a very truthful little synopsis. Very pleased with it
To be fair and brutally honest, Wooden Branches and "want some pot, ow!" are more memorable and influential than the majority of things written by top 5 peaking contestants, so let's just clarify thaT
Whoops! Gather them. Only in this thread would you see the Top 5 + an irrelevant scraping-the-barrel bitch dragging and shading and trying to bring down the 6th placed competitor. Did y'all see MattyTacos last night? He won last season and he still felt pressed cause my ass is secure and satisfied while he still feels like he doesn't deserve the trophy.
Whoops! Gather them. Only in this thread would you see the Top 5 + an irrelevant scraping-the-barrel bitch dragging and shading and trying to bring down the 6th placed competitor. Did y'all see MattyTacos last night? He won last season and he still felt pressed cause my ass is secure and satisfied while he still feels like he doesn't deserve the trophy.
Matty literally just entered puberty so he's allowed to act like that. I don't know what's wrong with that other person though
You'd have won by a landslide without that poll.